Tits or Ass? ...A poll...

Alienwidow said:

Whoa! He missed out. If he would have came you two might have still been together.

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Yessica... said:

There's something about when a guy talks to you like you're a guy, I don't know. After grade 8, I never wanted to date him. Just besties.

I love him, I truly do. But just not like that.

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Alienwidow said:

Ok, ill suck his dick and tell you what his "O" face is like

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Yessica... said:

hahaha

Seriously haven't thought about that blowie in ages. hahah

THAT'S why I don't like e anymore. Lack of control.

If I wasn't Fuuuuuuucked on chemical drugs that night, I never would have attempted sex with him.

Not that he isn't cute. Just feels all incesty.

Not that I haven't totes had sex with long-time guy friends before. haha.

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Alienwidow said:

made it into chocolate milk. Then slammed the whole thing.

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Yessica... said:

hahah

Well, I did suck his dick once super high on E.

haha.

And guess what - HE stopped me from having sex with him. He said "Yessie, you're way too fucked up right now for this."

Neither of us was with anyone else. He had the GREEN LIGHT.

And, I may be cute now. But in high school I was hot as BALLZ.

So - there you go. Maybe he's the only good guy left on the planet. But he's a good one.

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Yessica... said:

So then, what about relatives?

Can siblings, cousins, etc be "just friends"?

I understand from a Natural Selection POV that you shouldn't want to procreate with your immediate relatives, because of birth defects. But 1st cousins?

Think about a hot female relative you have. You grew up with them, diapers at the same time.

Now, can you be friends with her?

What's family got to do with it? I was just saying that you're kidding yourself if you think all your guy friends don't want to bend you over.

Or does your raging boner make you the creepy guy at all family reunions?

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Yessica... said:

hahaha

Seriously haven't thought about that blowie in ages. hahah

THAT'S why I don't like e anymore. Lack of control.

If I wasn't Fuuuuuuucked on chemical drugs that night, I never would have attempted sex with him.

Not that he isn't cute. Just feels all incesty.

Not that I haven't totes had sex with long-time guy friends before. haha.

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Yessica... said:

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mr sunshine said:

I feel like the creepy old bird in the corner! Really though, did you swallow? View attachment 3394409

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Alienwidow said:

Yessi, i have to sleep, you burnt me out, im not even floggimg molly tonight. But before i go to sleep i wanna know. If girl boobs werent in the poll and it was all guy parts, which would it be?
Dick?
Balls?
Ass?
Or @Pinworm?

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mr sunshine said:

I feel like the creepy old bird in the corner! Really though, did you swallow? View attachment 3394409

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Yessica... said:

@Pinworm , OBVI.

And for body part...heart.

hahahahaa Baaaaaaarf.

Probably shoulders? I like a good set of hands too! haha

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hahaha, you pervy little BIRD!

No, he did not nut. He stopped me MID SUCK. Because I was sooooooo fucking messed up on e, that I just wanted to make out/ fool around/ bang.

I would have regretted the decision the next day, it's all still very foggy. I was fuuuuucked. But, I remember the gist.

He's a saint!

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Alienwidow said:

Ya, uber baaaarf nerd bird! Your heart make me wet, shenanigans! I call shenanigans!

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Yessica... said:

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Alienwidow said:

Quit making me laugh or ill poop the bed!

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Yessica... said:

"Anybody want cream? Guys....?

Ok, no cream..."

hahah - I fucking love Team RAMROD

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Alienwidow said:

I want a litre cola.

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