Tits or Ass? ...A poll...

Tits or Ass

  • Tits

    Votes: 35 33.3%

  • Ass

    Votes: 64 61.0%

  • Dick

    Votes: 4 3.8%

  • Balls

    Votes: 4 3.8%

  • Pinworm

    Votes: 29 27.6%
  • Total voters
    105
Alienwidow said:
Whoa! He missed out. If he would have came you two might have still been together.
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There's something about when a guy talks to you like you're a guy, I don't know. After grade 8, I never wanted to date him. Just besties.

I love him, I truly do. But just not like that.
 
I want your yessi slurrpee in your avitar so bad. Im paralyzed right now but i think im going to make chocloate milk. I havet been this baked in ages.
 
Alienwidow said:
Ok, ill suck his dick and tell you what his "O" face is like ;)
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hahaha

Seriously haven't thought about that blowie in ages. hahah

THAT'S why I don't like e anymore. Lack of control.

If I wasn't Fuuuuuuucked on chemical drugs that night, I never would have attempted sex with him.

Not that he isn't cute. Just feels all incesty.

Not that I haven't totes had sex with long-time guy friends before. haha.
 
Yessica... said:
hahaha

Seriously haven't thought about that blowie in ages. hahah

THAT'S why I don't like e anymore. Lack of control.

If I wasn't Fuuuuuuucked on chemical drugs that night, I never would have attempted sex with him.

Not that he isn't cute. Just feels all incesty.

Not that I haven't totes had sex with long-time guy friends before. haha.
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Omg! I just filled a whole wide mouthed mason jar with milk and made it into chocolate milk. Then slammed the whole thing. I wonder if ill barf or shit the bed. I hope neither but it was good and my belly hurts now :/
 
Yessica... said:
hahah

Well, I did suck his dick once super high on E.

haha.

And guess what - HE stopped me from having sex with him. He said "Yessie, you're way too fucked up right now for this."

Neither of us was with anyone else. He had the GREEN LIGHT.

And, I may be cute now. But in high school I was hot as BALLZ.

So - there you go. Maybe he's the only good guy left on the planet. But he's a good one.
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Did he nut in your mouth?
 
Yessica... said:
So then, what about relatives?

Can siblings, cousins, etc be "just friends"?

I understand from a Natural Selection POV that you shouldn't want to procreate with your immediate relatives, because of birth defects. But 1st cousins?

Think about a hot female relative you have. You grew up with them, diapers at the same time.

Now, can you be friends with her?

What's family got to do with it? I was just saying that you're kidding yourself if you think all your guy friends don't want to bend you over.

Or does your raging boner make you the creepy guy at all family reunions?
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I'm just trying to learn you to the ways of men, yessica. Anyway, I'm about to wander over and post a dick pic in your other thread...
 
Yessica... said:
hahaha

Seriously haven't thought about that blowie in ages. hahah

THAT'S why I don't like e anymore. Lack of control.

If I wasn't Fuuuuuuucked on chemical drugs that night, I never would have attempted sex with him.

Not that he isn't cute. Just feels all incesty.

Not that I haven't totes had sex with long-time guy friends before. haha.
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Yessi, i have to sleep, you burnt me out, im not even floggimg molly tonight. But before i go to sleep i wanna know. If girl boobs werent in the poll and it was all guy parts, which would it be?
Dick?
Balls?
Ass?
Or @Pinworm?
 
Alienwidow said:
Yessi, i have to sleep, you burnt me out, im not even floggimg molly tonight. But before i go to sleep i wanna know. If girl boobs werent in the poll and it was all guy parts, which would it be?
Dick?
Balls?
Ass?
Or @Pinworm?
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@Pinworm , OBVI.

And for body part...heart.

hahahahaa Baaaaaaarf.

Probably shoulders? I like a good set of hands too! haha

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mr sunshine said:
I feel like the creepy old bird in the corner! Really though, did you swallow? View attachment 3394409
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hahaha, you pervy little BIRD!

No, he did not nut. He stopped me MID SUCK. Because I was sooooooo fucking messed up on e, that I just wanted to make out/ fool around/ bang.

I would have regretted the decision the next day, it's all still very foggy. I was fuuuuucked. But, I remember the gist.

He's a saint!
 
Yessica... said:
@Pinworm , OBVI.

And for body part...heart.

hahahahaa Baaaaaaarf.

Probably shoulders? I like a good set of hands too! haha

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hahaha, you pervy little BIRD!

No, he did not nut. He stopped me MID SUCK. Because I was sooooooo fucking messed up on e, that I just wanted to make out/ fool around/ bang.

I would have regretted the decision the next day, it's all still very foggy. I was fuuuuucked. But, I remember the gist.

He's a saint!
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Ya, uber baaaarf nerd bird! Your heart make me wet, shenanigans! I call shenanigans!
 
Ass

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Because this thread went to shit :lol:
 
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