THREAD ABOUT NOTHING......

killemsoftly

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Oh huh-UH! spill it kill! LOL you can't just leave us all hanging. You tried a merkin didn't you?
Not sure what a merkin is.
I noticed more grey up top recently and reflected on how it has yet to spread. I wondered if people actually tried it. I remembered an episode of 21/2 men where charlie did and got a rash.
I did defoliate for a woman many years ago and blood was involved. Never again. My advice for anyone is if they need you to do that best to move on as their requests will prolly escalate. lol
 

killemsoftly

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To all my fans, especially the ladies, worry not. Everything fully healed. I returned to lady killer status within a week shortly before the scrotal scabs fell off.
Guys: never defoliate. Only manscape. The risks are great, the rewards are few. Smart people avoid the mistakes of others.
Follow not in my footsteps. I am a fool.
 

rory420420

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i order vanilla at baskin robbins..who bird watches?
we should start a whistling club or collect bottle caps..that would be thrilling!
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Hookabelly

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Not sure what a merkin is.
I noticed more grey up top recently and reflected on how it has yet to spread. I wondered if people actually tried it. I remembered an episode of 21/2 men where charlie did and got a rash.
I did defoliate for a woman many years ago and blood was involved. Never again. My advice for anyone is if they need you to do that best to move on as their requests will prolly escalate. lol
YOWWWW! You waxed your biscuits? How the hell does that even work? Oy-vey! and the ensuing ingrown hairs must've been quite unsightly. Hope you dumped that chick.

A merkin:





Or you could wear this as a cheap substitute:





Its because you don't know what the WORD is.....
"bird" is the word….
 

killemsoftly

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YOWWWW! You waxed your biscuits? How the hell does that even work? Oy-vey! and the ensuing ingrown hairs must've been quite unsightly. Hope you dumped that chick.
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More of a shave and a haircut with no haircut. I had an inexperienced and unsteady hand. An electric trimmer is definitely the way to go. I was young and foolish. The resulting ingrown hairs were brutal and lasted quite some time. Made the scrotal scabs seem like fun. Now I just use a bic. Just turn on the bathroom fan to get rid of that burning hair smell. lol
I wiki'd the merkin. Seems to have originated with ladies of the night to handle crabs and hide vd. Some things never change. lol
Can't believe I've sunk to Jerry Springer's level. Hell awaits me no doubt. The men's ^ there looked pretty comfy. Hmmmm...Nah.
 

spazatak

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Dude nothing worse than shaving your custard chucker....

Dont know if its the same for women but its scratches and itches like a mofo
 

spazatak

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yeah had a nip and a tuck...

I told the Doc I wanted to find myself again.. I wanted people to see the real me....


I think he did a great job
 
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