BridgetteWexler
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Yo Mama so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.
this is YO MAMA!
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BridgetteWexler
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Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil
BridgetteWexler
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Yo mama so fat, she has her own moon.
BridgetteWexler
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Yo mama so fat, she wore a Malcom "X" t-shirt, and a helicopter tried to land on her back.
BridgetteWexler
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Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
ArcticGranite
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Sorry I hit her but, Yo Mama so fat I didn't have enough gas to go around her!
ebgood
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yo mama so fat she has to bathe in turkey and greece
rainman36
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Yo momma so fat,we played hot potato with her,and when I tossed it to her,she ate it.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I heard one last night that gave me the chuckles. This is adapted from a M*A*S*H episode.
"If my dog had a face like yo momma's ... I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!" cn
"If my dog had a face like yo momma's ... I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!" cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Yo momma so huge she tried playing a game of pickup basketball ... with a real pickup. cn