Yessica, You're the
Bestica can I touch your
Cakes and Breasticas.
That's a Haiku for ya.
Love dogs...but DOG FARTS - totally overrated!
They're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...Awwwww the intrawebz ALWAYS wins.
And no one wants to see hairy tattooed tits......
They're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...
Yessica: 2
They're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...
Or maybe I got them surgically removed a few years ago so I could keep them in mason jars filled with preservatives and when someone says "show me your tits" I just grab my boobie-bottles...
Alas...you will never know. I will betcha eleventy-billion dollars that the interweb has waaaaaaaaaay nicer boobs than me though.
INTERNET: infinity
Yessica: 2
Oh what movie is that from????? shit, I got bong brain
They're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...
Or maybe I got them surgically removed a few years ago so I could keep them in mason jars filled with preservatives and when someone says "show me your tits" I just grab my boobie-bottles...
Alas...you will never know. I will betcha eleventy-billion dollars that the interweb has waaaaaaaaaay nicer boobs than me though.
INTERNET: infinity
Yessica: 2
SHIIIT I wanted to say Seinfeld but thought for some reason it was Jerry Macguire. Isn't that the man hands episode? or when he wanted Elaine to try and see if they are fake? It was with Terri Hatcher. Rememver when she was the shit?
Ever seen "Tango and Cash"?SHIIIT I wanted to say Seinfeld but thought for some reason it was Jerry Macguire. Isn't that the man hands episode? or when he wanted Elaine to try and see if they are fake? It was with Terri Hatcher. Rememver when she was the shit?
Ya know what's over rated?
Paleo eating… sick to death of hearing about it.
Gluten though, I get that there's a certain percentage of the population who get fucked up by eating gluten... but come the fuck on, "gluten free" shit is everywhere these days..