The Worlds Most Hyped and Overrated Things....

XXVII St. said:
Awwwww the intrawebz ALWAYS wins. :(

And no one wants to see hairy tattooed tits......
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They're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...

Or maybe I got them surgically removed a few years ago so I could keep them in mason jars filled with preservatives and when someone says "show me your tits" I just grab my boobie-bottles...

Alas...you will never know. I will betcha eleventy-billion dollars that the interweb has waaaaaaaaaay nicer boobs than me though.

INTERNET: infinity
Yessica: 2
 
Yessica... said:
They're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...

Or maybe I got them surgically removed a few years ago so I could keep them in mason jars filled with preservatives and when someone says "show me your tits" I just grab my boobie-bottles...

Alas...you will never know. I will betcha eleventy-billion dollars that the interweb has waaaaaaaaaay nicer boobs than me though.

INTERNET: infinity
Yessica: 2
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YOU DOUBLE DIPPED! THAT'S LIKE PUTTING YOUR WHOLE MOUTH IN THE DIP!
 
Yessica... said:
They're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...

Or maybe I got them surgically removed a few years ago so I could keep them in mason jars filled with preservatives and when someone says "show me your tits" I just grab my boobie-bottles...

Alas...you will never know. I will betcha eleventy-billion dollars that the interweb has waaaaaaaaaay nicer boobs than me though.

INTERNET: infinity
Yessica: 2
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And yes. The web got hella-titties.:hug:
 
Hookabelly said:
SHIIIT I wanted to say Seinfeld but thought for some reason it was Jerry Macguire. Isn't that the man hands episode? or when he wanted Elaine to try and see if they are fake? It was with Terri Hatcher. Rememver when she was the shit?
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Yeah the fake tits in the sauna episode..... Man hands she was cracking that lobster open all cray cray.

A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!
 
Hookabelly said:
SHIIIT I wanted to say Seinfeld but thought for some reason it was Jerry Macguire. Isn't that the man hands episode? or when he wanted Elaine to try and see if they are fake? It was with Terri Hatcher. Rememver when she was the shit?
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Ever seen "Tango and Cash"?

I think she may be one of the reasons I like the strippies so much...
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Hookabelly said:
Ya know what's over rated?

Paleo eating… sick to death of hearing about it.
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Seems pretty straightforward to me.. Eat meat and vegetables, and not shit your body doesn't readily recognize, like processed foods.. lose weight..

Gluten though, I get that there's a certain percentage of the population who get fucked up by eating gluten... but come the fuck on, "gluten free" shit is everywhere these days..
 
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