Yessica, You're the
Bestica can I touch your
Cakes and Breasticas.
That's a Haiku for ya.
cat fart are far more toxic. Rarer yes, but worseLove dogs...but DOG FARTS - totally overrated!
Awwwww the intrawebz ALWAYS wins.
They're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...Awwwww the intrawebz ALWAYS wins.
And no one wants to see hairy tattooed tits......
Oh what movie is that from????? shit, I got bong brainThey're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...
Yessica: 2
YOU DOUBLE DIPPED! THAT'S LIKE PUTTING YOUR WHOLE MOUTH IN THE DIP!They're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...
Or maybe I got them surgically removed a few years ago so I could keep them in mason jars filled with preservatives and when someone says "show me your tits" I just grab my boobie-bottles...
Alas...you will never know. I will betcha eleventy-billion dollars that the interweb has waaaaaaaaaay nicer boobs than me though.
INTERNET: infinity
Yessica: 2
Not movie..... El SeinfeldoOh what movie is that from????? shit, I got bong brain
And yes. The web got hella-titties.They're real...and they're SPECTACULAR...
Or maybe I got them surgically removed a few years ago so I could keep them in mason jars filled with preservatives and when someone says "show me your tits" I just grab my boobie-bottles...
Alas...you will never know. I will betcha eleventy-billion dollars that the interweb has waaaaaaaaaay nicer boobs than me though.
INTERNET: infinity
Yessica: 2
SHIIIT I wanted to say Seinfeld but thought for some reason it was Jerry Macguire. Isn't that the man hands episode? or when he wanted Elaine to try and see if they are fake? It was with Terri Hatcher. Rememver when she was the shit?
Yeah the fake tits in the sauna episode..... Man hands she was cracking that lobster open all cray cray.SHIIIT I wanted to say Seinfeld but thought for some reason it was Jerry Macguire. Isn't that the man hands episode? or when he wanted Elaine to try and see if they are fake? It was with Terri Hatcher. Rememver when she was the shit?
Ever seen "Tango and Cash"?SHIIIT I wanted to say Seinfeld but thought for some reason it was Jerry Macguire. Isn't that the man hands episode? or when he wanted Elaine to try and see if they are fake? It was with Terri Hatcher. Rememver when she was the shit?
Seems pretty straightforward to me.. Eat meat and vegetables, and not shit your body doesn't readily recognize, like processed foods.. lose weight..Ya know what's over rated?
Paleo eating… sick to death of hearing about it.
Gluten though, I get that there's a certain percentage of the population who get fucked up by eating gluten... but come the fuck on, "gluten free" shit is everywhere these days..