The UK Growers Thread!

[Saerimmner]

yeah thats the one mate

edit - ordered my digital just after i saw that lol

lol, wasnt it something to do with all them ballasts with the same black casing were a dodgy lot from abroad that had been re-branded or something? because after you put the photo up of yours it spawned another 4 or 5 similiar threads on the same subject and there were masses of ppl that had had them ones go up in flames on em

 

[WOWgrow]

Yeh come on pukka, give us the gory details lol.

My whole stance on immigraton an all that shit is fair enough if they wanna come over and get a decent job, can't blame them for wanting to improve their lives but if they come over here, sponge off our government and try and have a go at us for our culture then they can fuck off back to where they came from. It's not like where over there telling them they look like a ridiculous bunch of towel heads drinking cows piss, we just leave em to it. Ya cant say anything without generalising though so it's a pointless argument. but to sum up, OUR GOVERNMENT IS FUCKING DOGGERS lol.

 

[tip top toker]

Aye, the large part for me is simply their refusal to aceppt our country and culture. I mean how the fuck can you persuade a government that it is acceptable for religious folk to take a dagger to school when kids are being told off by their teachers for bringing in plastic scissors for art day etc. Contesting the banning of headscalves, if we want to ban it, we'll fucking ban it, they have no say in the matter, as you say, if they;re not happy with it they can fuck off to a country that does allow their knnives and headscalfs

 

[Saerimmner]

Also have decided to get all the seeds i have cracked and try and get the tent full up for the 1st time since ive had it, also got a very kind person thats has offered me some clones in a few weeks so hopefully things are looking up( well apart from a few fried plants, having to buy a new light and trying to afford a cloner) might even do a couple 12/12 from seed and participate in dels thread a bit. Have had a lot of problems jus trying to produce a decent number of plants at any one time what with cloning issues etc hence buying the cloner, hopefully this way i can get more than 3-4 plants going at any given time, tried doing it this grow, cracked 15 seeds (5x big buddha cheese 5x white russian an 5x armageddon skunk)got 11 males 4 females and out of them 4 only 2 i expect to pull through because of gayboy nuking my plants and 1 of them is a hermie, my mate who gave me the seeds had the same problem with the other 15seeds(there were 30 overall we split them) he got 9 males 6 females of which 5 hermied so im thinking shit seeds, especially when i found out where he bought them from( pukka peng) so hopefully now with decent genetics and a cloner on the way most of this can be resolved

 

[las fingerez]

"they got muslamic ray guns, muslamic ray guns" fucking cracking up, thats cleverly done

 

[tip top toker]

Ah this just fucking amused the shit out of me, i rarely ever laugh ot loud, but this had me chuckling with great content

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One on the left just about works out what needs to be done, girl on the left, fail, wiping her fecking eyes with the napkin although i do have to question the legitimacy, she seems to know all about using a spoon and such, yet cannae figure out that eating in that manner ent gonna work. Either that or she's a dumb shit

 

[mantiszn]

Fucking Spagetti ninjas

 

[PUKKA BUD]

Sorry to keep you all waitin lads but been at the hospital fucked my right hand big time, snapped the bone in two, the 1 from my little finger nuckle to my rist, broke it 8 years back when i was 19 scrappin again so keeps goin all the time

Haha ya nutter, did it nick you at all or wre you able to pirouette out of the way? Mouth is always the best bet when in a scrap, who gives a fuck if you've got a swolen eye or a wobbly knee, a mouth full of mush and you ent gonna be a happy bunny for a long long while

Lol no mate stuck stright in my hip bone, so i was real lucky if it was a little more to the side it would have stuck stright in my groin or higher in the gut!!

@Pukka - Ill turn that swagger into a stagger wae a dagger(said in a glasgow ned accent). Lol Hope ur ok

Lmao.............im sound bro cheers!

i always thought you came across in ya posts as a good lad lol now ya knocking teeth out and and getting stabbed lol but seriously come-on gis the full story what apend???

Some dick who pushed my birds cousin over and she's got artificial legs, was in 1 of my local boozers so i cracked him 1 in bogs cos he were with a few lads playin pool so didnt want a cue other my head he went back against the wall hit him a few time more and he was kinda rustlin about with his head down ended up gettin split up went outside and he bottled it, it werent till about half hour later in the next boozer i felt a little pain in my hip and seen a blood stain and a rip through my £100 jeans £80 jumper and a tenner pair of CK boxers so i was gutted!!! also i was bladded to so didnt feel much at time lol

good on ya pukka glad ur ok though bro not even a nick of the blade?

Cheers las the cuts only about 10mm wide but its deep all the way to the bone he got me with the tip the twat!! lol

Yeh come on pukka, give us the gory details lol.

Sorry WOW mate got a few picks for ya here!!

 

[supersillybilly]

Nasty shit pukka. Canny beat cracking a cunt that deserves it tho

 

[las fingerez]

nasty little shit ur big in the game though pukka bro, fair play to ya, true gent

 

[sambo020482]

''Some dick who pushed my birds cousin over and she's got artificial legs, was in 1 of my local boozers so i cracked him 1 in bogs cos he were with a few lads playin pool so didnt want a cue other my head he went back against the wall hit him a few time more and he was kinda rustlin about with his head down ended up gettin split up went outside and he bottled it, it werent till about half hour later in the next boozer i felt a little pain in my hip and seen a blood stain and a rip through my £100 jeans £80 jumper and a tenner pair of CK boxers so i was gutted!!! also i was bladded to so didnt feel much at time lol''

thats some fucked up shit bro the twat diserved a slap for doing that to ya girls cousin fucking scumster, glad your ok tho m8 and if that cuts is to the bone n well deep might be an idea to get it looked at ya dont want it getting infected cause fuck nos what germs could av been on that blade.

 

[WOWgrow]

Yeh good lad pukka. its true though, nout better than putting a cunt in his place though. Little sket can't fight without his trusty blade ey.

 

[tip top toker]

Good lord, fair play to that, although nasty sounding injury to the hand there. And this is why we must perfect the headbutt, one hit and they're down! Never understood why judges always describe the act as utterly barbaric etc, i'd rather have a headache than a broken hand! Sounds like common sense to me Damned meddling government.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

the ballast......

 

[Airwave]

the ballast......

And this is why I don't buy them anymore.

 

[las fingerez]

thanks don an nice reminder for when ur thinking about a new ballast lol

 

[sambo020482]

how often should you change the ballast? i have a cheap 600 that ive been running pretty much non-stop for close to 2yrs time for a change me thinks, i remember when you first posted that pic don, scarey!

 

[Saerimmner]

anyone ever had any dealings with these? http://smokengrow.com/research/why-smoke-n-grow

 

[tip top toker]

The only impression i've gotten from reading that is they didn't talk about quality anywhere in the part i was reading, all of the reasoning was based on ease, not it's quality. From that alone i'd not personally bother. I love my canna nutes, they appear to do their job just fine, and you squeeze the bottle twice and it measures itself out for you. Unless i was working in the 100' of liters range, i see no reason why i'd need anything easier.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

every time someone asks to see the ballast shot im sure i must be driving the digi ballast sales through the roof.

sambo man, if youve got a proper metal cased one it should be sound. apparently its just the maxibright compacts that are plastic moulded time bombs