The UK Growers Thread!

zVice

Active Member
healthy dose of paranoia ...

had an issue, opened some jars which managed to stink out the whole block of 9 flats all the way down to ground floor
not even smoking just opened the jars haha

then heard some bitch moaning in the hallway saying the whole place stinks and that someone must be smoking
she sounded pissed enough to fucking complain to someone

don't think she knew where it was coming from though and thank fuck she only thought it was being "smoked"

smell is completely gone now, and doubt she will take it further.. just always have that doubt in the back of my head knowing just how shit people generally are.


what gives you the idea the filth are on to you?
 

bazoomer

Well-Known Member
There was an old man from Leeds,who swollowed a packet of seeds, In less than an hour, his cock was a flower & hiss balls were a bundle of weeds .
 

indikat

Well-Known Member
healthy dose of paranoia ...

had an issue, opened some jars which managed to stink out the whole block of 9 flats all the way down to ground floor
not even smoking just opened the jars haha

then heard some bitch moaning in the hallway saying the whole place stinks and that someone must be smoking
she sounded pissed enough to fucking complain to someone

don't think she knew where it was coming from though and thank fuck she only thought it was being "smoked"

smell is completely gone now, and doubt she will take it further.. just always have that doubt in the back of my head knowing just how shit people generally are.
it will be cool vice, she was jus a bit pissed up an showin off, she went into her flat opened the fridge stuffed her own face wiv cake an more strongbow fell asleep an thought norhing more bout it....then she had vivid dreams of cake, cider an shouting all the things she loves...then she is consumed by a large cannabis plant that is growing from the keyhole of ur flat..she wakes up wiv wet arm pits trembling..nothing more booze wont put right and... forgets her dream. No worries m8
 

iiKode

Well-Known Member
healthy dose of paranoia ...

had an issue, opened some jars which managed to stink out the whole block of 9 flats all the way down to ground floor
not even smoking just opened the jars haha

then heard some bitch moaning in the hallway saying the whole place stinks and that someone must be smoking
she sounded pissed enough to fucking complain to someone

don't think she knew where it was coming from though and thank fuck she only thought it was being "smoked"

smell is completely gone now, and doubt she will take it further.. just always have that doubt in the back of my head knowing just how shit people generally are.
yeah smell? nah even if she did phone the polis, dont open the door, as long as the smells gone, they wont bust yer door down just cuz she said i smelled it mate, unless she went around and said she smelled it growin, get somethin dirty on her blackmail is the best mate.

or accuse her of smoking 'cannabis' and be disgusted, basically act like a member of parliment speakin about drugs, then she will think it was some other cunt for sure, be hasty with it, talk about bs problems with weed, violence etc even though its all bs, yap and yap untill she cant take any more of it, and she will leave with it implanted that it was never, and never will be you.
 

Don Gin and Ton

Well-Known Member
tops, it's preference on the stone now, trichs are a mix of milky n clear another week they'll be amber and i'll wait for the keeper to do that.
 

The Yorkshireman

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2 days off from work, fucking hell I've not said that for a while!

Gives me a chance to get some pics up, 14 days 12/12 under 1000w (600w + 400w).

The smallest of the 2 'Two Toke Killer' pheno's.

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The larger one is too big to get out of the tent until I put a proper door on the front so the pics don't do it justice.

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The Triacontanol sprayed 'Grape Kush x Psycho' actually seems to be responding a lot slower to the 12/12 flip then I expected. :?
Smells lovely though.

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The Yorkshireman

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so what your syaing is all this tricantinol is horsebollox and its infgact slowed ur shit down?

and i still say ur fucking nuts growing in your attick, shame u cant buy a portable cheap flir camera to see for yourself

here go buy one and check out your roof
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FLIR-i3-Hand-Held-Thermal-Imaging-Camera-UK-Stock-UK-Approved-Supplier-2Yr-/281101617798?pt=UK_BOI_Electrical_Test_Measurement_Equipment_ET&hash=item4172f64a86
No that's not what I'm saying, the slow response might well be strain specific and it did go into 12/12 of the back of shitty PH so.......
As I only have 1 plant of that cross I have no idea what to expect really.

I wasn't very scientific with the spraying to be fair, when I do a side by side control with clones of the same strain next time then I'll know better.

I don't need to check my roof, the tent doesn't make my attic any hotter than ambient at all.
The lights are on through the night, my intake comes straight from outside, the tent has plenty of negative pressure and the exhaust vents back into the house.
Doing it the other way round and exhausting into the loft like you were doing is the risky way.

This loft tent actually performs far better in every way than the proper tent in my spare room, it's cooler (I can run 1000w at about 22-23C no problem), has better airflow and better negative pressure.
 
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