The UK Growers Thread!

[tip top toker]

i started with 2ml of each after they were about yay high (6") and then gave it a week before going full scale. that was my first grow though so listen to dura, he seems to churn out the ounces and pounds from what i read

anyone know how to way fuck you i'm a gherkin in german? i figure it must sound pretty damned butch! i love the german alnguage, so bloody agressive, everything about it wants to make you carry a fat fucking bat! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[lpoolfc08]

OMG just been to visit my girls and they fuckin stink,they are flashing everything mate. They are like slags waiting to be fucked........LOL.....

 

[dura72]

cheers tip lol, im ok at the basics although i would say i dont feed with every watering at least one watering a week is just with pure water, like i said i work with miracle gro so i'm always a bit cautious, ive never ever had nute burn and i dont really fuck around with a tried and trusted method although i will try a few tweaks here and there.plus i dont work anymore so i spend all fuckin day reading about growing methods, i shit u not, ive spent more time reading up on this subject than anything ive ever done in my life.

 

[DevilishlyKatt]

Thanks guys, we are gonna give the lil ones some grow tonight, they are looking pretty sad and hopefully it's cause they are wanting nutes

 

[lpoolfc08]

So fuckin happy.....

 

[lpoolfc08]

W Dragon Your neighbours have made you Bang On mate. I would'nt do another grow in that house mate. Your asking for it if you do...................

 

[dura72]

lol lpool, ganja heaven budddy, my plants are lookin fine too so i know that happy father feeling. im gonna try and get sum pix up this week......couldnt find fuckin batteries for the cam earlier.

 

[lpoolfc08]

Mate im going mad, just took pics, and cant find USB lead ...... Woke the whole house up looking 4 it .............LOL........

 

[dura72]

hey lpool does the N.Y.W.A stand for 'you'll never wash again'....i know what you scousers are like when it comes to the old soap dodging lol.....either that or its 'you'll never work again'

 

[lpoolfc08]

LMAO Cheeky bastard.

 

[lpoolfc08]

You cant even spell it right.... LOL

 

[dura72]

i remember back in the early 90's the west ham fans singing (to your tune) sign on, sign on, with hope in your hearts , coz you'll never work again. fuckin cockney cunts.

 

[dura72]

lol, i just noticed my spelling.

 

[lpoolfc08]

The mancs do it as well..

 

[lpoolfc08]

You been on the lemon tonight Dura ?????

 

[dura72]

na mate im just sitting chilling surfin the net, when uv got kids its the only time of the day when u get fucking peace to sit down and just fuck around.

 

[lpoolfc08]

I no mate im the same ... All in bed now and ill be up till stupid oclock looking at shit on the net, and tomorrow be knackered......
But i just love the peace at night....

 

[dura72]

im just heading for the old wanking chariot rit now, my bloody back hurts and my arse is numb coz ive been here for about 4 and a half hours non stop and probably around 5 hours extra thru out the day.....feel like im hard wired into this fuckin site sumtimes. cya tomorrow buddy.

 

[lpoolfc08]

Later lad..

 

[dura72]

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won the Lottery?"

She says, "I'd take half, then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies, "I just won a tenner , here's a fiver..... now fuck off!"