The UK Growers Thread!

Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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join the club man works shit but what can you do join the unemployed?! better the devil you know eh.


sorry to hear shits gone tits up ttt but chin up man, apparently these things happen for a reason perhaps your meant to leave for a bigger adventure!? or maybe your fucked its a big 50/50 but your not daft hence you can make money wherever you land. thats how i think on shit anyways.
 
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tip top toker

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yeah man, i'm 21, it's not like i've just gotten fucked over. i was a bit pissed off that i was the only member of full time staff from the company to actually be laid off in completeness. the rest of the work force were taken on by our mother company, just not me, no room for lil ol TTT

as said, i've free plane tickets and such for anywhere in the world, so i plan on getting out to cananda and then working my way south until i get bored or i find something i can do and enjoy doing. this job was nothing mroe than a place to learn, not a profession, so it's basically all just happening sooner than i'd have liked. already got 2 possbile job offers so it's hardly a shitty day, but well, it still sucks.

here's for a well earned holliday. ent taken a hollliday in 5 years now so i'#m looking forward to it. today does just make me think fuck this i'm buying a tent and fuck you if you want to know what it is! drugggggggs. alternatively i buy a real tent and treck down through america. that owuld be a mission and a half but worth it ::)
 
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imanoob

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dura72 said:
the biobizz grow must have treacle or molasses in it i think coz its a sticky as a whores knickers
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aye that biobizz is shit...not as in the shit...just shit haha! did you get it from glasgrow? get yerself round to holland & barretts...molassess is £2.50 a jar (they are freaking massive)...i cleaned the one out near me...the woman was like "wtf does this guy want with this"

i read a few people on this forum say molassess is the secret ingredient for a lot of flowering additives/boosters/whateveruwannacallem
 
ultimate buds

ultimate buds

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tip top toker said:
yeah man, i'm 21, it's not like i've just gotten fucked over. i was a bit pissed off that i was the only member of full time staff from the company to actually be laid off in completeness. the rest of the work force were taken on by our mother company, just not me, no room for lil ol TTT

as said, i've free plane tickets and such for anywhere in the world, so i plan on getting out to cananda and then working my way south until i get bored or i find something i can do and enjoy doing. this job was nothing mroe than a place to learn, not a profession, so it's basically all just happening sooner than i'd have liked. already got 2 possbile job offers so it's hardly a shitty day, but well, it still sucks.

here's for a well earned holliday. ent taken a hollliday in 5 years now so i'#m looking forward to it. today does just make me think fuck this i'm buying a tent and fuck you if you want to know what it is! drugggggggs. alternatively i buy a real tent and treck down through america. that owuld be a mission and a half but worth it ::)
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shit ttt thats bad m8 callin iyou in to lay you off, just keep your chin up, in 6 months youll be laughin about it sayin how glad you are you got laid off or you would have never ...........
best ov luck to ya
 
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tip top toker

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else i'd never ..grow cannabis in califorrrrrrrrrrrrrnia or somewhere. if it turns out that by residing in a state, i can somehow get a card, bring it on! :lol:
 
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the kid on the floor beneath eems to have gotten a drum kit, and is obviously giving it every bit of muscle he has. so if he doesn't mature a bit more and quieten the fuck down, me and my lovely subwoofer are going to destry him, and on a day like today, fuck any noise complaints!
 
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noobidoobie

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Hello Again. Well decided to get a 200watt CFL 2700k. Got it delivered yesterday and plugged it all in. Moved it into my grow box and left it to do its magic.
Got up the next day and the thing has gone off. Checked the plug/fuses E40 etc. Everything looked good. Checked on line to make sure I had wired up the E40 correctly( very straight forward)
Spoke to the supplier and have been asked to return it for them to check it( £6 postage).
SODS LAW
 
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tip top toker

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exactly. people are warning me left right and center about the "joys" of travelling on a bit of a shoestring, and to look at east asia instead, but as you say, at the end of the day it's more than a simple holliday, if i can find something worthwhile doing out there that i really love, heck, growing, shooting, racing, whatever, that i can't do here, then that is a massive win. i've tried the whole "hey, hire me asia, i can speak english" and while they'll take you, life out there is not very much fun when you don't know any other english speaking folk in the area other than tourists. the states and canada apeal on the level that i can talk to them :) and canadians seems sound as fuck, and i can goto lots of bars in america and start dangerous debates about iraq :lol: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh, and i have a killer english accent, so if love actually is anything to go by, ding! mother! fucking! DING! and i mean it should theoretically be so good i'd be fucking their mothers as well. hahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i stole a bottle of rather expensive blackcurrant liquer and a bottle of rather fine sake from work before i jetted off, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
dura72

dura72

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no luck ttt but clouds and silver linings buddy , i'd like to go to the states but i'm an ex con with a shit load of previous( no drugs though, fuckin weird!!)so there's no way i'd get in which is not totally a bad thing coz my girl is goin to disneyland with the oldest kid and if i could have gotten in she'd have fucked nagged me to go, and that aint my sorta holiday, fuckin surrounded by fat greasy yanks and screaming kids in the searing fuckin heat with the smell of burgers and candyfloss everywhere, fuck that, i'd rather staple my scrotum to my leg and sandpaper my helmet.
 
dura72

dura72

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I went into my local newsagents and I saw that he had put up a big sign saying, "NO READING IN THIS SHOP"
I grabbed 4 bars of chocolate, took them to the counter and said, "Which of these is the Dairymilk?"
 
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haha, i love that first joke. i never reply to them but jsut keep them all coming :lol: they crack me up.

everytime i've gone to the states, there's been massive polava and id checking and searching of my luggage etc, all in the name of some such beurocracy that deems my father being the rather high powered fellow he is, a security threat, spying, hell, no idea, but yeah, we get drawn away into the back corridors every time. bloody stupid anoying.

i've been there a few times, always west coast, san diego, san francisco, mainly the big places, and as such ave vistted ocean world place and theme parks etc, and yeah, it's gross, like a pikey carnival on the local commons, you just don't wanna go there! but on the other hand i've met some amazing people and had some really really good talks with them and such, so i know that there is humanity out there, under a rock in some dessert gulley somewhere, so i fancy getting into all the back roads of the US and such. find a local and steal his jeep kinda thing :P
 
dura72

dura72

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Michael O'Leary of Ryanair goes into a Dublin pub and asks for a pint of Guinness.
' That will be one Euro please , ' says the barman.
' That's a very fair price, ' replies O'Leary.
' Would you like a glass with that sir? ' asks the barman.
 
dura72

dura72

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Apple have released a new gadget exclusive to the uk that the americans just can't seem to get their heads around. theyve named it the.....

iRONY
 
dura72

dura72

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i joined a dating agency last week,where it asked what kind of girls i like i answerd page 3 girls.i heard nothing back and couldnt figure it out until i discoverd the p key on my computer had stopped working.
 
ultimate buds

ultimate buds

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HELP PLEASE HELP !!!!!

today iv re-potted 6 of my larger plants an thay have started showing problems the leavess are rolling up from the sides so the leaves look like tubes there is deffinatly only 2 things that have changed an that is the hight the plants are now at is 3/4ft higher so possibly getting too hot being closer to the light and secondly is the new coco/vermiculite thats been used too fill the pots around the original rootball an coco, when new the coco is pressd and dried into small slabs that have to have 8L added to them to make them expand to original size i use 90% coco an 10%vermiculite this mix was made last week an it is possible i added nutrients with the water when i made it and once repotted today i waterd with a 1/2 strength nutrient mix so nute burn is also a possability
iv just flushd them all and raised the light but would like to work out wot the problem was/is thanks
 
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it is very common for plants to show drastic signs of stress after a transplant. give it a few days and it should be normal i'd have thought
 
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