The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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Scotland where..........
"Alright baw bag" is a customary greeting
"Thingy" means absolutely anything
"Fuck off" means really
"Moan then" is an invitation to battle
"Hunners" means 1,2 or 3
"12 degrees" means summer
"Ma bit" means your house
"Bawhair" is a recognised unit of measurement
"Where u fae" determines if your getting a dooin or not
"Fuck it" is the solution to all problems
"Ahh ya bastard" means ouch I just hurt myself
"Swear doon" means I promise
"N wit" stands as a valid come back
"Aboot a hunner year ago" means last week
"Hawl u" means I demand your immediate attention
"Ye gem" means want to have sex with me
"Get yer rat oot" is an invitation to sexual intercourse
"Bullet" is an appropriate name for a dog
"How diz naw grab ye" is a valid response
"Patsy cline" is not a singer
"Mad man" means normal person
"Poke" means finger sex
"Here" means excuse me
"Pure" is an adjective for every noun
"Yer maw" is a comeback for anything
Scotland where they speak fluent sarcasm
Scotland where getting mwi is a hobbie
Scotland where u get stabbed for wearing chinos
Scotland where everybudys yer cusin
Scotland where you get the jail even although ye wur only havin a laugh
Scotland where "chappy's" a sport
Scotland where verbal abuse is "banter"
Scotland where anyone younger than u is 12
Scotland where you learn to spark a fag before u can count
Scotland where head is more than just a body part
Scotland where going to the shop before 10 is a mission
Scotland where sexual harassment is considered as flirting
 
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IC3M4L3

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an interesting read for us uk growers :)......................................... http://www.clear-uk.org/effectively-growing-your-own-has-been-decriminalised-we-are-free/
yh im writing to the home office tomorrow for my knockbak for a bedrocan licence
my gp already knows i smoke weed but il start making out its really helping and to reduce my gabbapentin in leui of this,(im hardley takin em now so i can)

SORTED!
repotted me clones today tydied my grow room and put the clones box in the main room on its own timer so now thersa nowt in the room leading to the room less on-top,just gotta get a extractor (small one) for me box

things a re looking pretty fucking sweet
 

Defuzed

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good mornin uk, another loverly day :)
yeh is nice here !
jus been in shed and potted 9 bsbxbr seeds , they popped nicely so gonna let the sun do its job! :-P
got a few of my autos out in the sun aswell, they're looovin it!!
i'll post sum pics ina few daays :D safe waan
 

unlucky

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fuk me cheds wen u upload ur pics from pc open em first with phto viewer and just clik the rotate button it austosaves e rotated so not hard work,,,i know u simpletons like it easy lmao haha

that bsb looks tastey 2's up!

and lol chedz ud know about the hardest u can imagine not us!lol


^^lmfao
yes this is big of you ya fucking wanker............................... gggrrrrrrrrrrr
 

delvite

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yeh is nice here !
jus been in shed and potted 9 bsbxbr seeds , they popped nicely so gonna let the sun do its job! :-P
got a few of my autos out in the sun aswell, they're looovin it!!
i'll post sum pics ina few daays :D safe waan
looking forward to seeing them m8y, we all lv pics ;)

yes this is big of you ya fucking wanker............................... gggrrrrrrrrrrr
pmsl ;) are you vegetarian unlucky?
 

cheddar1985

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Ok nuff luv for pukka the fairy landed safely pal so me man said so sweet pal fuck i cant wait to grab the fuckers now lmao
wots every1 up2 today gotta be better than im doin lol?
A little touchy ay unlucky is it u haha?
 

unlucky

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Ok nuff luv for pukka the fairy landed safely pal so me man said so sweet pal fuck i cant wait to grab the fuckers now lmao
wots every1 up2 today gotta be better than im doin lol?
A little touchy ay unlucky is it u haha?

i just dont see what is funny................... :-/
 
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