The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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just picked up 2 1/2 oz of cheesy dick from a mate, stll a wee bit damp although it could be better described as being very stick, its fuckin reeking though, helluva bloody smell off it. paid 350 fopr it so pretty good bit of business. he got kinda busted last nite, by kinda i mean the health visitor turned up to see his 2 year old, he siad i cant let you in coz the mrs is sleepin and its her house, so the health visitor calls social work who turn up and spot his grow, they take the kid away( and tbh i see this kid maybe once a fortnite and she s ahealthy happy kid) claiming that theyre contacting the polis and the kids in danger due to a small grow, 8 plants, dozy cunt tells me about this morning and i ask if the cops have been , hes says no, i ask what have you done with the gear, he says its still sitting!!! i strong;ly advise him to get shot of. he only had one plant ready for harvest but the rest were only weeks away. so he's cleared it out, cleaned the house and is now sitting waitin on the result. i told him just to deny everything, cant see the cops actually even tryin to charge him with no physical evidence, half decent lawyer would get that chucked out...hes a bit of a geeky goth type, totally harmless but doesnt know shit....i just despair at times.
 

mrt1980

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why up mr t. u get lost or something? haha na messing good see ya.
apparently it does the job well indeed
yesterday was the first time i popped in here for a look. i usually just follow a grow journal to avoid the trouble makers you get in a main thread like this lol.
cheers i want to try a scrog on the next grow or the one after depending on when they come to do my windows. ill find a way of beating the piss test
 

mrt1980

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just picked up 2 1/2 oz of cheesy dick from a mate, stll a wee bit damp although it could be better described as being very stick, its fuckin reeking though, helluva bloody smell off it. paid 350 fopr it so pretty good bit of business. he got kinda busted last nite, by kinda i mean the health visitor turned up to see his 2 year old, he siad i cant let you in coz the mrs is sleepin and its her house, so the health visitor calls social work who turn up and spot his grow, they take the kid away( and tbh i see this kid maybe once a fortnite and she s ahealthy happy kid) claiming that theyre contacting the polis and the kids in danger due to a small grow, 8 plants, dozy cunt tells me about this morning and i ask if the cops have been , hes says no, i ask what have you done with the gear, he says its still sitting!!! i strong;ly advise him to get shot of. he only had one plant ready for harvest but the rest were only weeks away. so he's cleared it out, cleaned the house and is now sitting waitin on the result. i told him just to deny everything, cant see the cops actually even tryin to charge him with no physical evidence, half decent lawyer would get that chucked out...hes a bit of a geeky goth type, totally harmless but doesnt know shit....i just despair at times.
they could check up on the electric bill to see how much hes using and when. he'd be better off putting fruit or veg in there and say hes growing that. just a thought
 

dura72

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i suggested that to him after he told me had sum chilli pepper seeds sitting. i cant see much coming out of this anyway. its not as if the guys a major growers or even a dealer. he's just a pure pot-head x-box freak. he gotta serious deteriorating eyesight problem so he's on the sick. spends all day onna couch with a joint and x-box controller. think his previous is one or 2 possesion charges from years ago. he should be sound after he gets the kid back.......i'd love to see them try that with me! they have to bring a van of coppers and tazer me down, id stab utter fuck outta anyone that got in my way.
 

mrt1980

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i dont understand why they give smokers such a hard time. they leave the smack heads the rob old ladies in the cemetery alone.
a change of subject but could anyone tell me the best breader for a good cheese strain please?
 

IC3M4L3

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they came all armoured up for mine mate, cheif inspector whos known me since childhood thinking hed talk me down fukin arseholes

MORNING BITCHES

sambo nice 1 geez that hash smells fukin awsome il do some spots with it later and the splif smells strong as fuk lol

awsome
 

IC3M4L3

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Seen your kids lately?
ur a fukin PRIK MATE i for one have hadbad shit with kids and for u to even say that shit is FUKIN OUT OF ORDER and no its not coz im pals with sambo its coz ur out of fukin order u little cunty prik now get a fuking life u dirty lowdown fukin JOKE
grr i hhate guys like u
 

Don Gin and Ton

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hhahah aye it does that, its a bit droopy eh. i popped half a dozen sativa pips and ended up with only one female. the last male took 4.5 weeks and is only just showing tiny balls. i was raging.

dunno how well it's going to do if i'm honest, the pips are from a sativa that lives on the side of a mountain in fuckin Laos. probably not going to well in newcastle's climate lmfbo
 

mad dog bark

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don u sure the one in middle isnt a seed ic3 popped for u and been struggling from early abuse? hahahahahahahaha
how long the pips take come through then big fella from bb? am as excited as a kid in sweet shop
 

IC3M4L3

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don u sure the one in middle isnt a seed ic3 popped for u and been struggling from early abuse? hahahahahahahaha
how long the pips take come through then big fella from bb? am as excited as a kid in sweet shop
u shutup to ya div lol

mine are looking nice ow il have u know,,better bloody be as well 2 plants under a 600 hps overkill methinks but should get a good yeild
the big harvests been dried so the fairy will be making visit wen its ready :wowzer:
 
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