What is with these electric ranges? There are gas pipes for fuck's sake. Aren't electric stoves for people with no gas service?
Are they for people who have no feel for cooking? We had a friend like that who felt that making a meal consisted of putting a bunch of ingredients together in the oven, and then.... voila! excellent food. Of course, it didn't. We got to the point where we would check in on his food and do things to it that made it palatable. By that time he was drunk.
We were nice to him about 46% of the time.