The shake hands and make up thread.

[Flaming Pie]

One time my hubby didn't cut his nails.

I wish I could say it was only one time.

Pain. Paaaaaain!!

 

[abe supercro]

@Alienwidow

 

[mr sunshine]

One time my hubby didn't cut his nails.

I wish I could say it was only one time.

Pain. Paaaaaain!!

I used to know a girl that wasn't satisfied unless you made her bleed. She thought my dick cut would cut her, because she was stupid.It was my nails. she was fun, I'd pull over and fuck her on the side of the road sometimes. She would give me blow jobs in the middle of the street. A lot of truckers have seen my little dick before. Have you seen tywalkers hands though?

 

[Flaming Pie]

I used to know a girl that wasn't satisfied unless you made her bleed. She thought my dick cut would cut her, because she was stupid,.It was my nails. she was fun, I'd pull over and fuck her on the side of the road sometimes. . She would give me blow jobs in the middle of the street. A lot of truckers have seen my little dick before. Have you seen tywalkers hands though?

Screwing in cars is fun. Until you get a cop questioning you while you are naked.

 

[mr sunshine]

Screwing in cars is fun. Until you get a cop questioning you while you are naked.

If you play your cards right he might handcuff you to the steering wheel and join the fun.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Screwing in cars is fun. Until you get a cop questioning you while you are naked.

And all the answers are obvious..

I still remember being blocked in on a back road by a state cop...girl and another guy in front seat...car reeking of weed, cop makes me get out and says 'what are you doing here and don't tell me you're both fucking the blonde.'
I told him 'you don't KNOW this girl'...

 

[Flaming Pie]

Are you here against your will madam?

Ummm... no. This is my car and it was my idea..

 

[cannabineer]

Well ... that ended well

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[cannabineer]

 

[mr sunshine]

Those fuckers are thieves, look at this one.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Those fuckers are thieves, look at this one.

I had one when I was a teen - they can be purring & lovable one second and absolutely ferocious the next.
His name was Pepi.

 

[Alienwidow]

Fuck you attention whores, bad meme users and generally terrible people.

Id like to post a prolific truce to you. And id also like to call you out. Show me you can grow and ill stop thinking your a waste of fleas. Take my hand trow.

 

[Alienwidow]

Nah, wouldn't cross the street, don't know what I was thinking.

Scared of own shadow? Needs more bars.

 

[poo bear]

Ok, I must say this . She is a disgusting nasty. That girl has no dignity, self respect and respect for her family or friends that surround her..... it it is quite obvious that they too are gutter trash, like that queefin swine.

Happy Thanksgiving!

someones never had their dick queefed on before...
feels good man

 

[Elwood Diggler]

i married queen laqueefa once. love that bitch

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Screwing in cars is fun. Until you get a cop questioning you while you are naked.

It happened a couple of times but it was long ago. Now I just remember it being really funny. I mean, what are they questioning us about?
Are you fucking?
Yes, yes we are.
Why?
What?
Why are you fucking?
Seriously?

by that time, most of the clothes were back on.

remember, keep the windows cracked a little so the condensation doesn't tip people off.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Id like to post a prolific truce to you. And id also like to call you out. Show me you can grow and ill stop thinking your a waste of fleas. Take my hand trow.

There is NOTHING worse on this site than loudmouths who can't grow for shit. Trow is one of "them"? Figures...

 

[cannabineer]

It happened a couple of times but it was long ago. Now I just remember it being really funny. I mean, what are they questioning us about?
Are you fucking?
Yes, yes we are.
Why?
What?
Why are you fucking?
Seriously?

by that time, most of the clothes were back on.

remember, keep the windows cracked a little so the condensation doesn't tip people off.

Officer Padraper ... ??
Is this a Curtis-y stop?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

There is NOTHING worse on this site than loudmouths who can't grow for shit. Trow is one of "them"? Figures...

Not publicly proving that you can/are growing cannabis on a site such as this does not make one a non-grower. Sometimes they are just smart and careful.