I am my own god. I don't need no book of rules scribed by a bunch of sun-baked wanderers to tell me what I can and cannot do. The only sin there is, is the one where a person bows to the will of another. That's why they knock on your door in the middle of the day when you're having sex, it's to recruit more members. The more members they garner, the more their faith is vindicated and their punishments against that faith, justified. Just look over yonder to the middle east. Wackbar Nutjob and the rest if those heat-stroked shafties. Draw a comic of their grand poobah and off with your head.
Can you say Royale with cheese?