The Real Peter Parker
Well-Known Member
There are rules to post in this thread.
1. You may not post unless you have a story.
2. You should state whether your story is fictional or truth.
3. You can respond to other's stories, without adding your own story, if you have already submitted a story.
Anyways, this is my story.
On Saturday my roommate and I decided we wanted a cat, so on Sunday we did what we could to find one. We found one, that came with everything, and it was free, but it was already taken. We went to a pet store and they referred us to the Humane Society. When we went there they had a 35 dollar adoption fee and all the cats were hacking, so we told them this is disgusting and left.
But, when we looked in the newspaper for a town over, it's about 30 miles away, we found the ad that we wanted. When I called an old lady answered and I told her I was interested in a cat and wanted to know what her asking price was [Since the ad said "Not FREE"] Her voice gets all low and evil she says "You got a snake boy?" and I say what? she says "Do you have a snake you ornery nincompoop?" I say no, I was calling you about the kitten, she says "You gonna feed it to your boa constrictor?" [at this point I think I'm the butt of some MTV joke or something]
But anyways the end of that conversation was that I explained to her that I wanted the cat as a pet, and she agreed to let me come take a look at them and pick one, for free. So we get over there, it's an old lady on a cane and an old man on an oxygen tank and they have a really nice place out in the country 2 new cars, a classic Jeep, work trucks, these people were loaded anyways.
When we went inside the house with them and talked about the cats with them, I had picked the female one because I was under the impression they are more likely to not spray their piss everywhere, [and also it had short hair, which means their shit doesn't leave the litterbox with them] but when I told my friend [who was acting as my roommate, who was really at work] and his girlfriend I liked the dark colored one, the old lady says in the goofiest old-lady voice, "It's got a BLACK TWAT."
Well it did have a black twat, but nobody else commented on it. Anyways the old lady gave us a rattling mouse toy and a lot of food, and she was really nice for being a little goofy, and I spent better than $20 on all this stuff I bought for the cat and my roommate also bought some shit, so it's all cool, Lucy [Sky Diamond], the college party cat.
Hopefully you enjoyed that story, as I enjoyed living it. That was a factual story.
1. You may not post unless you have a story.
2. You should state whether your story is fictional or truth.
3. You can respond to other's stories, without adding your own story, if you have already submitted a story.
Anyways, this is my story.
On Saturday my roommate and I decided we wanted a cat, so on Sunday we did what we could to find one. We found one, that came with everything, and it was free, but it was already taken. We went to a pet store and they referred us to the Humane Society. When we went there they had a 35 dollar adoption fee and all the cats were hacking, so we told them this is disgusting and left.
But, when we looked in the newspaper for a town over, it's about 30 miles away, we found the ad that we wanted. When I called an old lady answered and I told her I was interested in a cat and wanted to know what her asking price was [Since the ad said "Not FREE"] Her voice gets all low and evil she says "You got a snake boy?" and I say what? she says "Do you have a snake you ornery nincompoop?" I say no, I was calling you about the kitten, she says "You gonna feed it to your boa constrictor?" [at this point I think I'm the butt of some MTV joke or something]
But anyways the end of that conversation was that I explained to her that I wanted the cat as a pet, and she agreed to let me come take a look at them and pick one, for free. So we get over there, it's an old lady on a cane and an old man on an oxygen tank and they have a really nice place out in the country 2 new cars, a classic Jeep, work trucks, these people were loaded anyways.
When we went inside the house with them and talked about the cats with them, I had picked the female one because I was under the impression they are more likely to not spray their piss everywhere, [and also it had short hair, which means their shit doesn't leave the litterbox with them] but when I told my friend [who was acting as my roommate, who was really at work] and his girlfriend I liked the dark colored one, the old lady says in the goofiest old-lady voice, "It's got a BLACK TWAT."
Well it did have a black twat, but nobody else commented on it. Anyways the old lady gave us a rattling mouse toy and a lot of food, and she was really nice for being a little goofy, and I spent better than $20 on all this stuff I bought for the cat and my roommate also bought some shit, so it's all cool, Lucy [Sky Diamond], the college party cat.
Hopefully you enjoyed that story, as I enjoyed living it. That was a factual story.
