The offensive/vulgar jargon thread

[hempyninja309]

I am a man like Johnny Cash, I like to walk the line. So if you have any offensive/vulgar jargon you would like to discuss bring it here and lets get to work!

 

[Balzac89]

Fuck SHIT Balls ASSSSS

 

[Balzac89]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MojoRison]

What the midget say to the hooker?
Gee your hair smells terrific!

2 leprechauns enter an abbey and ask the mother superior if they have a nun who stands as tall as they do, she replies no they don't.
As they are leaving, mother superior hears one say to the other " See! I told you, you fucked a penguin".

 

[hempyninja309]

Does the Catholic Diocese secretly promote child molestation? Do Zionist Jews have a direct connection to the devil? Is it okay to beat children if they are acting completely out of line? Lets discuss.

 

[srh88]

What the midget say to the hooker?
Gee your hair smells terrific!

2 leprechauns enter an abbey and ask the mother superior if they have a nun who stands as tall as they do, she replies no they don't.
As they are leaving, mother superior hears one say to the other " See! I told you, you fucked a penguin".

you ever have ethiopian food?.............................................they havent either.

 

[Constiello]

'little do these dogs know they're barking at a lion'

 

[Balzac89]

Does the Catholic Diocese secretly promote child molestation? Do Zionist Jews have a direct connection to the devil? Is it okay to beat children if they are acting completely out of line? Lets discuss.

Violence begets violence

 

[hempyninja309]

Violence begets violence

So it is not okay to beat unruly children?

 

[srh88]

Does the Catholic Diocese secretly promote child molestation? Do Zionist Jews have a direct connection to the devil? Is it okay to beat children if they are acting completely out of line? Lets discuss.

catholics, probably
zionist jews, dont know but how bad can the devil be if he tortures bad people and traps them for eternity.
out of line kids, i think theres a problem with parents today not disciplining at all, if you dont even do anything they'll end up like shaggy.

 

[srh88]

So it is not okay to beat unruly children?

 

[LetsGetCritical]

 

[hempyninja309]

out of line kids, i think theres a problem with parents today not disciplining at all, if you dont even do anything they'll end up like shaggy.

That is a possibility. There is also the possibility that they beat any functional brain cells he had out of him thus causing him to have intense disillusions and believing he is a prophet.

 

[hempyninja309]

Do cool parents allow their babies to smoke cigarettes? [video=youtube;x4c_wI6kQyE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4c_wI6kQyE[/video]

 

[LetsGetCritical]

I wasn't calling u a c**t hempy, that was my attempt at vulgarity.

 

[LetsGetCritical]

omg

 

[hempyninja309]

No worrys critical this is the vulgar thread lets keep this shit obscene, crazy and offensive. Natural medication for the youth. Which brings us to our next discussion. Is it okay to drug toddlers who are unwilling to take naps???

 

[Constiello]

I see no harm in giving a child a 25 mg edible when they're tooooooo upset. Don't tell the child either, so that they begin to act up for it (not that i've done it)

Then expose the child to the real world. Video compilations of Syrian beheadings and Chechnya torture. Rinse and repeat.

 

[LetsGetCritical]

yeah just not my toddler

 

[LetsGetCritical]