The "I'm fucked both ways" story.

So I was riding down the road and had thrown out a cigarette butt. About 5 secs later, I see a cop speeding up behind me w/his lights on. I thought I was fucked so I swallowed my last j I have until I can replenish the stash on Tuesday. I pulled into the right lane, preparing to be pulled and the cop flew past me. I felt like I was going to throw up my soul.

Reasons why I almost shit myself/want to kick my ass:
1. I just got a speeding ticket a week ago and am contesting it w/defective equipment.
2. Therefore I can't afford a littering ticket and needless to say posession.
3. That was my last fucking j until Tuesday.


Fuck da police

Qiut breaking the fucking laws! And I hate litter buggs!!!! Shoulda got a ticket, Community service picking up trash, and maybe forced to fight a few fires for $1 an hour, then youd see the light, but only if you get your head out of your ass.

Use an ashtray, and don't drive around with weed on u

Break the law, face the consequences if you get caught. . .also, every time you litter an Indian and a Texan cry. . .so don't do it, or at least don't admit it publicly.

Thundakat85 said:

Break the law, face the consequences if you get caught. . .also, every time you litter an Indian and a Texan cry. . .so don't do it, or at least don't admit it publicly.

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An Indian cry?LOL!! You should see the trash around their homes up here, it's disgusting!!!!

All good responses. I hate people that litter, cigarette butts annoy me greatly.

Wow, guys! I think the responses on her are a bit harsh. I originally thought Dirtsurfr's first reply was sympathy presented as irony, but i'm not so sure.
I don't care for ciggie butts or littering in general, but what about proportions?
geewhiz, imo you did the right thing. With a cop all lit up on your six, Job One becomes "limit the liabilities". You won't have weed 'til Tuesday, but when it comes, you can roll&spark one in the warm fuzzy certainty that you took the steps to avoid a problem if that cop HAD been gunnin for you.

To the others: some compassion? Like, uhm, ... y'know??? cn

a bit ago i had a gas leak in my car. the fuel line leaked right under the rear passenger side door and it leaked quite a bit. if i parked for 5 minutes there would be almost an 8 inch puddle and i had to drive this way for a month (my bad, whatever. i didn't have the $$ at the time). anyway, whenever someone in front of me would toss a butt out the window i would freak out. you shouldn't throw butts out the window. nevermind dumbasses like me driving around in unsafe cars, what if that shit bounces and hits something just right on a fuel truck or starts a brush fire? besides the littering thing, tossing a butt if you're going too fast can just make it fly back in the car. i hate when i'm in the backseat and the person in front of me is smoking something and they send the ash out the window and the shit flies back in my window and goes in my face. there's supposed to be a warning first.

cannabineer said:

Wow, guys! I think the responses on her are a bit harsh. I originally thought Dirtsurfr's first reply was sympathy presented as irony, but i'm not so sure.
I don't care for ciggie butts or littering in general, but what about proportions?
geewhiz, imo you did the right thing. With a cop all lit up on your six, Job One becomes "limit the liabilities". You won't have weed 'til Tuesday, but when it comes, you can roll&spark one in the warm fuzzy certainty that you took the steps to avoid a problem if that cop HAD been gunnin for you.

To the others: some compassion? Like, uhm, ... y'know??? cn

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The cop came onto the scene after the disposal of the cigar butt. If he hadn't thrown the butt and littered, he wouldn't have had any reason the cop was screeching up to pull him over. When i see cops with flashing lights, i don't think anything of it, i've no reason for them to pull me over and nothing on me that would result in anything. Some people just put themselves in these situations. I have plenty of compassion for when compassion is due

I can see that part of it ... if yer gonna smoke in your car, dispose of your butts properly. Kind a like owning a dog in the city: you enter into a social contract to scoop poop.
But it seems that flinging the butt wasn't OP's point ... it was the loss of weed. cn

I dislike driving behind smokers ... I can smell the smoke, and for some reason ciggie smoke, even at great dilution, makes my nose itch. I have no such problems with green smoke ...

He would most likely not have had to dispose of the weed if he had not thrown the cigar butt and created the state of paranoia that the cop was after him in the first place. Sorry but no sympathy from me on this one One of his reasons for shitting himself was that he couldn't afford a littering ticket, as i say, the mind was active by then but not for his benefit. I prefer not to put myself in the position where paranoia can back his argument with seemingly valid reasoning

cannabineer said:

Wow, guys! I think the responses on her are a bit harsh. I originally thought Dirtsurfr's first reply was sympathy presented as irony, but i'm not so sure.
I don't care for ciggie butts or littering in general, but what about proportions?
geewhiz, imo you did the right thing. With a cop all lit up on your six, Job One becomes "limit the liabilities". You won't have weed 'til Tuesday, but when it comes, you can roll&spark one in the warm fuzzy certainty that you took the steps to avoid a problem if that cop HAD been gunnin for you.

To the others: some compassion? Like, uhm, ... y'know??? cn

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If common sense seems harsh maybe it's because her actions don't deserve any hugs or back rubs just an honest answer, but ur sweet i respect that
Sorry but kids blame everyone but themselves when they don't make wise decisions and something does not end in their favour

Just out of idle curiosity, i think the OP is a bloke because that eems a natural impulse, you April see her as a woman. Do you know otherwise or is this just an example of the male and female brains in action missing in the missing details for themself?

Yeahhhh, psychobabble! My favourite pat time.

How the article of contention has grown! It's a cigar butt now. By page 5 the half-empty beer can will have bounced off Officer's windshield ... ~grin~

I'm wondering if OP will ever toss a butt out the car window again. An event like this seems like a golden opportunity to develop more self-contained smoking habits ... cn

tip top toker said:

Just out of idle curiosity, i think the OP is a bloke because that eems a natural impulse, you April see her as a woman. Do you know otherwise or is this just an example of the male and female brains in action missing in the missing details for themself?

Yeahhhh, psychobabble! My favourite pat time.

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I do know otherwise

U seriously don't remember her?? lmfao oh shit im sure a few people that do will chime in soon enough

Think Emo Urca

cops around you would seriously pull you over for throwing a cigarette on the ground?lmfao

geewhizimtheshiz said:

So I was riding down the road and had thrown out a cigarette butt. About 5 secs later, I see a cop speeding up behind me w/his lights on. I thought I was fucked so I swallowed my last j I have until I can replenish the stash on Tuesday. I pulled into the right lane, preparing to be pulled and the cop flew past me. I felt like I was going to throw up my soul.

Reasons why I almost shit myself/want to kick my ass:
1. I just got a speeding ticket a week ago and am contesting it w/defective equipment.
2. Therefore I can't afford a littering ticket and needless to say posession.
3. That was my last fucking j until Tuesday.


Fuck da police

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dude should have waited till you stopped and saw him get out of the car to eat the joint. possession of what officer, damn that pigs got big ears.

lmfao hahahahahah

I toss empty beer cans out the window on a regular basis, no sense leaving evidence in the car.

Nope, don't think i've come across her before. Only mad jap i ame across would have been japan freak

I'm wondering if OP will ever toss a butt out the car window again. An event like this seems like a golden opportunity to develop more self-contained smoking habits

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I reckon so! I've thrown the odd cigarette butt in a gutter before, but for the past 6 months or so we've had the local street cleaner into work for quiche and coffee most days. You come to realise what lovely people they are (well some, most are just crazy old dudes shouting at traffic) and how much they do to make your road look pretty. During autumn he spends generally a hour plus every day just cleaning the pavements on my street of wet leaves. Makes me feel bad to foul up their hard work.

I have a frien i go fishing with, we take food, beers etc, he is the type who will throw every bit of it across onto the other bank of the river. He claims to lvoe fishing for the nature and scenery and fish, and sais that oh well, it's just one person, what'll it do. It infuriates me, i often feel like chucking all his gear into the middle of the river.

Sunbiz1 said:

I toss empty beer cans out the window on a regular basis, no sense leaving evidence in the car.

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A shame i couldn't put the font wheels back on and make the front of the car it' regular length Live and learn, and make very good life choices based on those lessons I do not like that i drove drunk, but i do love it in that it changed me into a far more, ok, i'll ettle for a bit more, of a responsible person.