The hardest thing to do when stoned

Its easy to write Mr. Sunshine when Im high.....

I think it is hard to communicate with people who are not high when Im high, cause I dont want them to know that Im high, but I think they know Im high but then I dont know if I just think they think Im high or if they know Im high....so it fucks with me.


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LOL usually the best part of that is after you do ALL this work you find out you were to stoned to see the obvious, and easy, solution.

It took Mr.Craftybiatch 40 minutes to get the goddamn thing open. He had to take out the entire knob assembly . Now he's all worried about the kids walking in while we're banging (I have my stuff set up in my bedroom). I told him I was far more worried about my plants .

Men.
 
write essays ...
Oh I can write them, the problem is no one can understand the magnitude of my genius if they are not high when they read them, including the author.


Its easy to write Mr. Sunshine when Im high.....

I think it is hard to communicate with people who are not high when Im high, cause I dont want them to know that Im high, but I think they know Im high but then I dont know if I just think they think Im high or if they know Im high....so it fucks with me.

Yeah I've gone a round or two with that particular brain weevil.

It took Mr.Craftybiatch 40 minutes to get the goddamn thing open. He had to take out the entire knob assembly . Now he's all worried about the kids walking in while we're banging (I have my stuff set up in my bedroom). I told him I was far more worried about my plants .

Men.
Oh oh I can solve that. No sex until door knob is affixed! Wear something particularly fetching, et voila, door knob affixed.
 
Hmmmm I would say it's hard to not add to my book, that I've been working on since October it's about a guy called the spook who
Who stalks the night wearing a bandana on his face and sunglasses killing people and taking their organs out and frying them for dinner he eats regular food in daytime but after 8:00 he his brain goes insane due to a laced joint he smoked 1 year ago. He shoots his victims stabs or does whatever he wants to kill people I scare myself when I write it it's gruesome as fuck. I write very detailed about each killing I might actually publish it.
it's also hard not to masturbate high :sleep:
 
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Hmmmm I would say it's hard to not add to my book, that I've been working on since October it's about a guy called the spook who
Who stalks the night wearing a bandana on his face and sunglasses killing people and taking their organs out and frying them for dinner he eats regular food in daytime but after 8:00 he his brain goes insane due to a laced joint he smoked 1 year ago. He shoots his victims stabs or does whatever he wants to kill people I scare myself when I write it it's gruesome as fuck. I write very detailed about each killing I might actually publish it.
it's also hard not to masturbate high :sleep:
That's racist bro, just saying. We don't call people spooks anymore.
 
That's racist bro, just saying. We don't call people spooks anymore.

You know until now I never knew there was another meaning for spook other than the scary ghost type spook thanks to urban dictionary. I'm black myself I would never labele my own race, it seems to me that you have called many people spooks, so how can you try to call me racist when you're the one who's racist ? No offense
 
the only time i leave my house is if im high, wtf? i guess thats part of being left handed
 
You know until now I never knew there was another meaning for spook other than the scary ghost type spook thanks to urban dictionary. I'm black myself I would never labele my own race, it seems to me that you have called many people spooks, so how can you try to call me racist when you're the one who's racist ? No offense
Honestly I've never called anyone a spook. I heard that word during some bullshit training in the military and I've never heard anyone use it. I meant that in a joking way. Reading it now I can see how you would take me serious, no one should take me serious on here.

But in your story I thought the guy was black and you never said that, hmmmm maybe that's racist.
 
Honestly I've never called anyone a spook. I heard that word during some bullshit training in the military and I've never heard anyone use it. I meant that in a joking way. Reading it now I can see how you would take me serious, no one should take me serious on here.

But in your story I thought the guy was black and you never said that, hmmmm maybe that's racist.


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Honestly I've never called anyone a spook. I heard that word during some bullshit training in the military and I've never heard anyone use it. I meant that in a joking way. Reading it now I can see how you would take me serious, no one should take me serious on here.

But in your story I thought the guy was black and you never said that, hmmmm maybe that's racist.

The guy's physical appearance is
based on mine so yes he is black, now allow me to eat my very late dinner. But I'm sorry that
I took your joke like an ass.
 
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