cats don't need dogs to hunt birds. or guns.
The fuck cats thread
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I want to eat the birds!!! Should I get a herd of cats to russle up some dinner next dove season? That would save a ton of ammo LOL!
Kodank Moment
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I want all house cats to kill all small and medium birds, then all the large predator birds kill all the house cats, meanwhile the shifty government votes open season on ALL birds all year round and fuck eagles they are willing to fuck up our rights. Eagles can suck it in their eyes. So then no house cats or any birds exist.
I fucking hate seagulls. Omg I hope they all die at once.
I fucking hate seagulls. Omg I hope they all die at once.
Kodank Moment
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Cats don't need reloading..
I like that
, I can see a spoof of an anti-gun campaign commercial using this premace.
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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(sarcastic) yeahhhhh fuck hamsters and goldfish too , i mean come on , when was the last time you saw a goldfish or hamster , save a humans life ?, infact fuck all animals that have never been heroic or helped humans out in any way .
I agree LOL.
Jimmyjonestoo
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Sometimesdogs are bitches.
[FONT=Verdana,Trebuchet,Arial,Helvetica]Homeowner's Claims are Going to the Dogs[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Trebuchet,Arial,Helvetica] Dog's aren't just the family pet or your best friend these days...they have become a major source of liability to homeowners
Luckily, most homeowner's policies cover dog bits within personal liability coverage. According to the Insurance Information Institute, in 1996 insurance companies paid more than $1 billion in homeowner's and renter's insurance claims resulting from those canine's canines.
Every year, about 4.5 million people in the United States are bitten by dogs and about 334.000 of them end up in the emergency room, according to a recent study in the Journal of the American Medical Association. It's important that people realize that there are things they can do to reduce the chance their dogs will become aggressive toward other people.
For example, give the dog a "quiet retreat" where it can go to relax undisturbed. A nice doghouse in the back yard will do the trick. Anyplace out of the way, even a crate in a secluded part of the house will work. Once you have that place established, teach your children and others not to bother the dog.
Here are some other helpful hints from Plapp. If you see any children teasing you dog, intervene and take time to explain to them the dangers of their behavior. When the dog is outside, keep it on a leash or behind a fence. Don't encourage roughhousing with the dog, because the animal might not understand what is "too far." Another tip is to teach your dog to be sociable by taking it on a leash near areas where children are playing and making noise. Soothe and per the dog, let him know that this is a normal part of life.
Our final tip: talk to your insurance agent about your homeowner's or renter's coverage. If you own a dog, you should find out whether an attack by your animal would be covered under your policy, and what the limits are.
Dog bites are becoming so frequent that some insurers won't cover pets with a bad temperament or a history of biting. Also, some breeds of dogs like pit bulls or wolf hybrids might not be insurable. Pet owners should take the time to find out more about their coverage.
http://www.plappinsurance.com/persart8.asp
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Luckily, most homeowner's policies cover dog bits within personal liability coverage. According to the Insurance Information Institute, in 1996 insurance companies paid more than $1 billion in homeowner's and renter's insurance claims resulting from those canine's canines.
Every year, about 4.5 million people in the United States are bitten by dogs and about 334.000 of them end up in the emergency room, according to a recent study in the Journal of the American Medical Association. It's important that people realize that there are things they can do to reduce the chance their dogs will become aggressive toward other people.
For example, give the dog a "quiet retreat" where it can go to relax undisturbed. A nice doghouse in the back yard will do the trick. Anyplace out of the way, even a crate in a secluded part of the house will work. Once you have that place established, teach your children and others not to bother the dog.
Here are some other helpful hints from Plapp. If you see any children teasing you dog, intervene and take time to explain to them the dangers of their behavior. When the dog is outside, keep it on a leash or behind a fence. Don't encourage roughhousing with the dog, because the animal might not understand what is "too far." Another tip is to teach your dog to be sociable by taking it on a leash near areas where children are playing and making noise. Soothe and per the dog, let him know that this is a normal part of life.
Our final tip: talk to your insurance agent about your homeowner's or renter's coverage. If you own a dog, you should find out whether an attack by your animal would be covered under your policy, and what the limits are.
Dog bites are becoming so frequent that some insurers won't cover pets with a bad temperament or a history of biting. Also, some breeds of dogs like pit bulls or wolf hybrids might not be insurable. Pet owners should take the time to find out more about their coverage.
http://www.plappinsurance.com/persart8.asp
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PeyoteReligion
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Cat attacks baby in cot
Sleeping Georgie needs 17 stitches
Clawed ... Georgie before stitches
ANDY BUSH
EXCLUSIVE
By JOHN COLES
Published: 28th August 2012
A MUM was woken by screams from her baby girl and found her being savaged in her cot by a neighbour’s CAT.
The tabby was still on the head of terrified victim Georgie Gittus — clawing at the bloodied 17-month-old’s face.
Distraught Samantha, 23, grabbed her sobbing daughter and rushed her to hospital, where she needed 17 stitches to a gaping wound on her right brow — and was left with a big scar.
Last night the shattered mum became the latest to demand new laws against dangerous cats — like those governing dogs.
She said: “It was horrific. This cat is still walking around our garden. Nothing can be done about it.”
“If it had scratched an inch lower she would have lost her eye.
“She’s had night terrors since. I’m moving away from here — I just want to get away.”
Georgie spent three days in hospital and still needs daily massage on her face to help her recover.
Her mum said: “I’m an animal lover — I have a boxer dog. He’s well behaved but if he broke into my neighbour’s house and attacked someone he’d be put down.
“If a cat can do something like this then the consequences should be the same. But there are no laws against cats.
“When it happened I ran round to the neighbours’ and shouted, ‘Get your cat out of my house’. But it jumped out of the window by itself.”
The Sun told on Friday how pensioner Nora Scott, 80, was savaged in the face by a cat in her garden in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffs.
What's your point fdd? Cats attack too. Are you on an anti-dog crusade?
Sleeping Georgie needs 17 stitches
ANDY BUSH
EXCLUSIVE
By JOHN COLES
Published: 28th August 2012
A MUM was woken by screams from her baby girl and found her being savaged in her cot by a neighbour’s CAT.
The tabby was still on the head of terrified victim Georgie Gittus — clawing at the bloodied 17-month-old’s face.
Distraught Samantha, 23, grabbed her sobbing daughter and rushed her to hospital, where she needed 17 stitches to a gaping wound on her right brow — and was left with a big scar.
Last night the shattered mum became the latest to demand new laws against dangerous cats — like those governing dogs.
She said: “It was horrific. This cat is still walking around our garden. Nothing can be done about it.”
Terror ... Georgie and mum Samantha
ANDY BUSH
Part-time waitress Samantha is so upset she plans to move from her home near Salisbury, Wilts — where the cat got in through an open window as her only child slept. She said: “I was woken around midnight by her screaming and ran into her bedroom. Georgie was in her cot covered in blood with the cat on her.ANDY BUSH
“If it had scratched an inch lower she would have lost her eye.
“She’s had night terrors since. I’m moving away from here — I just want to get away.”
Georgie spent three days in hospital and still needs daily massage on her face to help her recover.
Her mum said: “I’m an animal lover — I have a boxer dog. He’s well behaved but if he broke into my neighbour’s house and attacked someone he’d be put down.
“If a cat can do something like this then the consequences should be the same. But there are no laws against cats.
“When it happened I ran round to the neighbours’ and shouted, ‘Get your cat out of my house’. But it jumped out of the window by itself.”
The Sun told on Friday how pensioner Nora Scott, 80, was savaged in the face by a cat in her garden in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffs.
What's your point fdd? Cats attack too. Are you on an anti-dog crusade?
ClaytonBigsby
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GD, Peyote, that baby pic made my balls hurt. That is horrible.
shall i google up some pitbull attack pics?
you realize the thread title is "fuck cats", don't you? yet you question if I'M on an anti-dog crusade.
classic irony.
my point was: dogs may be great, but they are also a HUGE liability.
that's about the worst cat attack you'll see. if it were a dog attack the kids whole face would be missing.
CrownMeKing
Active Member
lol when i'm all hoped up on whatever and my dog comes snuggle with me I get concerned for my own life haha. Only cat i'd cop is a Lynx. Those are DOPE!
kelly4
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Perfect. It is the 'fuck cats' thread.even dogs love cats
yeah, because nobody's pet dog has every killed anyone.
why are so many dog owners in such denial?
dogs are a liability. just because they have never bitten you doesn't mean they can't, or won't. and if not you than some other random person. but then again, that NEVER happens.
