The Drunk Thread!

The Outdoorsman

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Cleaning out the garage. I found my beer bong. Now I totally feel like getting shittered on some funnel drank.
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We found your beer bong

We found your beer bong outside Earth and Ocean Sciences last Sunday night/Monday morning. Just wanted to let you know that it's safe, and it's in the hands of an experienced group, and we have been using it.

Just a couple notices on the construction:

The mouth piece that you had connected to the ball valve was about a half foot in length. I know that this is the length they'll sell you at Home Depot, but cut it down to 2-3 inches maximum. When you have a half foot of tubing, it creates a fairly large air bubble you're going to have to take in before you even get to the beer, and it makes for a very full stomach when you're putting 2-3 beer in.

We noticed you only used one hose clamp at the funnel-tube connection. They're only $0.80, we always used them on the tube-valve as well. This is what they're made for afterall.

Happy bonging!

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Pinworm

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We found your beer bong

We found your beer bong outside Earth and Ocean Sciences last Sunday night/Monday morning. Just wanted to let you know that it's safe, and it's in the hands of an experienced group, and we have been using it.

Just a couple notices on the construction:

The mouth piece that you had connected to the ball valve was about a half foot in length. I know that this is the length they'll sell you at Home Depot, but cut it down to 2-3 inches maximum. When you have a half foot of tubing, it creates a fairly large air bubble you're going to have to take in before you even get to the beer, and it makes for a very full stomach when you're putting 2-3 beer in.

We noticed you only used one hose clamp at the funnel-tube connection. They're only $0.80, we always used them on the tube-valve as well. This is what they're made for afterall.

Happy bonging!

  • Location: UBC
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Drunk science is fun. But, his numbers are off. You need at least a 3' hose or your gonna slug foam. People are dummies. That guy obviously eats his dad's butt and likes it.
 

Pinworm

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I'm not wearing any underwear! Doing a load of laundry. Just some athletic shorts, they accentuate my bulge rather nicely. If you must know...
And you must know.
Hot! I must. I'm a fan of boxers lately. I switched from those spandy briefs a while back. Even if you're hung like a light switch, they can get uncomfortable. Now I'm swinging free.
 

abalonehx

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almost drunk enough,after 10 heinekens, to order from attitude during this promo,but high or stoned enough to know better. Ive got enuf seeds...listening to rolling stones. 2000 man... Their Satanic Majesties Request...
 
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