The Drunk Thread!

[curious2garden]

So...Who wants to arm wrestle?

I'm more a leg wrestling type

 

[The Outdoorsman 101]

I'm more a leg wrestling type

My buddy just got a free guest membership I can use.
My anus kegels could dominate the world.
No joke

 

[ANC]

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/07/23/asia/australia-meth-van-police-car-intl-hnk/index.html

 

[curious2garden]

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/07/23/asia/australia-meth-van-police-car-intl-hnk/index.html

Did they give him a speeding ticket?

 

[dolamic]

I wanna bring this thread back for some fucking reason...

 

[dolamic]

I see you looking with ya looking ass

 

[lokie]

I wanna bring this thread back for some fucking reason...

A 5 year blackout could be a significant symptom of serious issues.

 

[dolamic]

Who said it was a blackout

 

[lokie]

Who said it was a blackout

Latin chicks can get wild and crazy.
What happened after they disparaged your mother?

 

[srh88]

 

[dolamic]

I wanna bring this back again.... so what wanna fight about it?

 

[raratt]

Stoned+drunk = Strunk.
You heard it here first...

 

[curious2garden]

Stoned+drunk = Strunk.
You heard it here first...

Drunk + stoned = droned

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I'm of French heritage, whereas my wife is Irish

Alcohol affects us... differently

She wants to fight and I want to cook some shrimp

 

[curious2garden]

I'm of French heritage, whereas my wife is Irish

Alcohol affects us... differently

She wants to fight and I want to cook some shrimp

You seem to not understand her need for shrimp so she has to beat you up to get it. Maybe cook it more frequently like the instant she, or you, pour her a drink

 

[dolamic]

Man I'm droned strunk as fuck!

 

[Sir Napsalot]

You seem to not understand her need for shrimp so she has to beat you up to get it. Maybe cook it more frequently like the instant she, or you, pour her a drink

Your appraisal of the dynamics of Napsalot manor is uninformed

 

[Sir Napsalot]

As a knight I am in chivalry bound to defend the honor of fair maidens, ladies of the court, and widows

It's kind of an albatross around my neck to be honest

 

[curious2garden]

Your appraisal of the dynamics of Napsalot manor is uninformed

Thank the gods!

It's kind of an albatross around my neck to be honest

Damn you have all the luck. Albatross is delicious, just saying. I'd cook it because they are kind of stinky fashion statements (that works whether they are dead or alive).