Lacy
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well yeahhhhhhh
spacy lacy is feisty........
The CHICK DEN
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Stoney McFried
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And I would never shake hands with you.
I'd say get a new boyfriend.Or keep the boyfriend for handyman work, and get a rabbit vibrator.You won't sleep when you use that.If I was a woman I would play with my pussy all the time.....
Not for the faint hearted.
Stoney McFried
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Lacy
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If YOU were a woman I 'would' play with you all the time....
blsmoke:
If I was a woman I would play with my pussy all the time.....
waaa hoooooo SPRING BREAK!!!!!
is that what YOU call it?And I would never shake hands with you.
I'd say get a new boyfriend.Or keep the boyfriend for handyman work, and get a rabbit vibrator.You won't sleep when you use that.
I still haven't gotten mine
Not for the faint hearted.
blsmoke:
Stoney McFried
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I wouldn't play with him.His tits would be all hairy.
If YOU were a woman I 'would' play with you all the time....
waaa hoooooo SPRING BREAK!!!!!
WEll, I know no language of mine is for the faint hearted!
Lacy
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man boobs.....
Ok true.....I was thinking more if his attitude and personality were in a woman's body then, well , I might just have to check him her
out
up close and personally...............
Ok true.....I was thinking more if his attitude and personality were in a woman's body then, well , I might just have to check him
her out
up close and personally...............
I wouldn't play with him.His tits would be all hairy.
Stoney McFried
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LOL...hey tips, I'll check you out now!Lets have an affair.Oh...whats that...he's not online...too bad...offer expired.
man boobs.....
Ok true.....I was thinking more if his attitude and personality were in a woman's body then, well , I might just have to check him
out
up close and personally...............
tipsgnob
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I'm always online stoney and your a chicken....you can't extend an offer and take it away in the sentence...LOL...hey tips, I'll check you out now!Lets have an affair.Oh...whats that...he's not online...too bad...offer expired.
Stoney McFried
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Oh, allright!Lets duet.(leads tips behind the privacy screen.A scuffle is heard...clothes tearing....a shriek from tips...more scuffling...Stoney emerges with a satisfied grin.Tips can be heard gasping for air......)
tipsgnob
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I think you must be confused....because by the time I got finished with you would not be emerging from anything....but you might be able to grin........Oh, allright!Lets duet.(leads tips behind the privacy screen.A scuffle is heard...clothes tearing....a shriek from tips...more scuffling...Stoney emerges with a satisfied grin.Tips can be heard gasping for air......)
Stoney McFried
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Damn.Looks like I bit off more than I can chew.(runs away.)
I think you must be confused....because by the time I got finished with you would not be emerging from anything....but you might be able to grin........
Stoney McFried
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Well, I'd fuck ya, but you'd get all clingy.
Stoney McFried
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Damn...you know...when I mentioned screwing ya, it was almost like you sat straight up and zoomed in on your target....that's the impression I got...tips lolling about in his computer chair...suddenly stoney says from far away "I'll do you" and ZOOOM! Target acquired!
Twistyman
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Man boobs and a pimple on my ass is what I got as toys last Christmas....man boobs.....
Static clingy ??????
Stoney McFried
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EEK!
And now the man boobs sag and the pimple is just an acne scar.
Man boobs and a pimple on my ass is what I got as toys last Christmas....
Hey, can you pull this off of my ankle? Static clingy ??????
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