The "But I refused" Thread

[futant]

I thought that's what they made flavored condoms for???

Flavored condoms? For the pimp?

 

[theexpress]

I thought that's what they made flavored condoms for???

or walgreens plastic bags....

 

[hempyninja309]

Flavored condoms? For the pimp?

Nah for them sores homie!

 

[kinetic]

Nah for them sores homie!

Which flavor is your favorite?

 

[hempyninja309]

Which flavor is your favorite?

Well they don't seem to like these mango habenero ones I have to be quite honest.

 

[hempyninja309]

I also have flaming hot Cheetos but havnt tried them yet.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I always thought flavored condoms were for "straight" guys. Because it's not gay if you don't actually touch it, and there's another reason to enjoy it.


Of course, the gay guys use cum flavored condoms

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

 

[hempyninja309]

now that shit looks sensual. Best complimented with Yankee candles and Kenny G audio cassettes.

 

[Flaming Pie]

He asked me if he could cum inside me tonight but I refused.

 

[Flaming Pie]

True story.. And ironically relevant. Yay brain!

 

[smokejoint]

the refuse man refused to take my refuse, so i stole his refuse truck, which I refused to return until the refuse man reversed his decision to refuse to collect my refuse.

 

[slowbus]

He asked me if he could cum inside me tonight but I refused.

his manners are better then mine

 

[nevyn]

the refuse man refused to take my refuse, so i stole his refuse truck, which I refused to return until the refuse man reversed his decision to refuse to collect my refuse.

That was a total mind fuck, lol.

 

[hempyninja309]

his manners are better then mine

Of course I'll pull out honey Oooooops my bad

 

[wdk420]

This thread is funny as fk at times and a little scary... They asked if they could search and I refused has happened a few times... They once were gunna let me go and were walking away and came back and asked to search and I replied no he said Oh well I am detecting the scent of marijuana so I need you to step out and ended arrest me and my homie on some BS planted joint they found... SMH they always get mad when I refuse...

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Back in college, we had Hunter Thompson do a performance. I was on the committee that sponsored the event (it was my idea) so I was working the event. At some point, I saw the curtain jiggling, looked up, and saw a hippy up on top of the curtain rigging. He clearly did not belong there (snuck in the day before it turns out) and saw me see him. So he slides down the curtain onto the stage, walks over and gives Thompson a half a grapefruit. I had to go up on stage and lead the guy off. Led him to the back door and let him out. Told him to I would leave quickly if I were him. Came back inside and our advisor is screaming her head off "don't just stand there! Go get him". So I went outside the door and the hippy is still there of course. All I said was "Run". And he did. I lit a cigarette and watched him amble off. Thirty seconds later four metro cops burst through the door in hot pursuit.

So I kinda refused. Gave him a head start anyway. Thought it might be a good read.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

This one qualifies better. Got locked up in DC jail one night. Led to a big holding cell with seven other new arrivals. Shortly after, a Marshall rolls up with a stainless steel cart full of cups (juice? I wondered?). All the other new guys go over, whip it out and piss in cups. The marshal looks at me and says "come take your piss test." I said no. He asks, official like, "are you refusing to take your drug test?" I said "yeah". He shrugged and said "ok". Nothing occurred as a result. Well, I got more respect in the jail - which is nice.

 

[SFguy]

Cops said to step out of the vehicle I refused.. Got charged with DUI and resisting arrest. Saw said cop at courthouse and wanted to speak to me like he knew me I refused. He's just my Uncle Tom

 

[fssalaska]