The bro code

GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Article 4 says it all - its a scared document (for guys too scared to commit).

Article 4: A Bro never divulges the of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a scared document not to be shared with chicks for any reason...no not even that reason
 
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redivider

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the bro code... myth....

truth is you find out that 'bros' only care about getting pussy.

follow this 'code' too closely and you'll turn into a girl..... buahaha!!!!
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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articles 131 and 141 are unacceptable.

if you have a penis and don't know how to change a tire, you must return your penis.
 
Devildog93

Devildog93

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UncleBuck said:
articles 131 and 141 are unacceptable.

if you have a penis and don't know how to change a tire, you must return your penis.
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LOL....no doubt. The only time I don't change tires myself is on my work truck, simply because of the weight.......16,000kg and the fact that it is against company policy for drivers to change the tires. Must be done by a company mechanic or certified tire company employee.
 
brandon.

brandon.

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Devildog93 said:
LOL....no doubt. The only time I don't change tires myself is on my work truck, simply because of the weight.......16,000kg and the fact that it is against company policy for drivers to change the tires. Must be done by a company mechanic or certified tire company employee.
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But you know how to though. That makes you a man.
 
Bauks

Bauks

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Guys that have to write a code that long, Starting With Bro's before Ho's, Are Probably Red Hot Flaming Homo-sex-ya'lls Almost Guaranteed :hump:

Real Men Just don't give a fuck ..They also Understand That Tang Is a necessary Evil ..you live with It and respect it ..Because not getting any Tang sucks eh? Bro
 
wyteberrywidow

wyteberrywidow

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Bauks said:
Guys that have to write a code that long, Starting With Bro's before Ho's, Are Probably Red Hot Flaming Homo-sex-ya'lls Almost Guaranteed :hump:

Real Men Just don't give a fuck ..They also Understand That Tang Is a necessary Evil ..you live with It and respect it ..Because not getting any Tang sucks eh? Bro
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Now im down for tha tang lol
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Devildog93 said:
LOL....no doubt. The only time I don't change tires myself is on my work truck, simply because of the weight.......16,000kg and the fact that it is against company policy for drivers to change the tires. Must be done by a company mechanic or certified tire company employee.
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your privilege to own a penis is in good standing, as per the fact that you know how to change a tire.
 
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