The Beard Thread

Is beards cool?

  • Yerp

    Votes: 36 47.4%
  • Nerp

    Votes: 7 9.2%
  • Shuttup

    Votes: 6 7.9%
  • I have most best beards

    Votes: 24 31.6%
  • My wiener is small

    Votes: 14 18.4%
  • I can't make a beards

    Votes: 6 7.9%
  • Penis

    Votes: 14 18.4%
  • Bagina

    Votes: 10 13.2%
  • Wicked Chopsticks

    Votes: 9 11.8%
  • Antagonist

    Votes: 8 10.5%

  • Total voters
    76

Steve French

Well-Known Member
I grew a beard this last month and a bit. Shaved er off yesterday for some idiotic reason or another. Couldn't recognize the fellow in the mirror afterwards, he looked like he had aids with that pale and thin face.
 

bluntmassa1

Well-Known Member
This pole makes me feel better 10 other guys have a small wiener. :bigjoint: And yeah beards suck I get my fur not even half an inch long I'm itchy as a bastard its horrible.
 

Indagrow

Well-Known Member
Never got the gauges either, interesting that I don't see many or any black people with gauges.. Is that a white thing?

Yeah we will have to agree to disagree on the tats, from an artistic standpoint the work gets lost on the canvas that's just me

I'm also racist tho that may have something to do with it?
 

SwarthySchlong

Well-Known Member
Never got the gauges either, interesting that I don't see many or any black people with gauges.. Is that a white thing?

Yeah we will have to agree to disagree on the tats, from an artistic standpoint the work gets lost on the canvas that's just me

I'm also racist tho that may have something to do with it?
Hahaha dude gauges came about from African [and Asian tribalism], which is why they are taboo because they don't correspond with Eurocentric ideation. So it's definitely not a white thing.

Black ink gets lost on the canvas?,,,,, Lol I guess it depends on how dark the person is.

Yea u being racist may have something to do with it. But don't worry, you're not the first racist person to infer such ideals. Definitely not the first racist person I met irl. I think racist ppl are hilarious ftr.

"Damn naggers gonna taint ar wiminz with those ther huge gigantic ape dix flopping all over the place. Dam rap music and swarthy skin. I hate you"


Meanwhile: 4hy3e42w5u3ak0w30ctfjlqgj468703029.2.jpg (check out the beard)
 
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SwarthySchlong

Well-Known Member
Come on now, my jokes aren't as funny if I keep havin' to SPLain 'em...

I just meant it's silly to have a muscle shot in a beard thread.

Do you even lift bro?
Mussle shot? It was unintential. All of the pics in my phone are shirtless. Hell im shirtless right now. I really dislike wearing clothes.

Matter of fact, every time i see a chick with a sick body, im like "fuck these puritanical ideals; human female nudity should be the norm"

Then i think the contrary when i see a slop-bodied ogre
 
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