The Beard Thread

[a senile fungus]

By the beard of Zues! There's @Pinworm!

Here's mine...

 

[Pinworm]

My beard is way better I ain't putting that shit up tho.

Lies and slander. Pix or you are just a faker.

 

[a senile fungus]

Lies and slander. Pix or you are just a faker.

He's no longer with us...

 

[Pinworm]

He's no longer with us...

Probably got banned for being a liar. The liar.

 

[a senile fungus]

Probably got banned for being a liar. The liar.

And possibly his colorful vocabulary...

 

[Sativied]

@Pinworm is in the house!

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Thursdays is beard update day. So, here's a quick one. After an evening of fancy boxwine, and the new Dirty Nil 7" stuck on repeat, my beard is pretty hungover.

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A few bloody mary's, and a half a pack of smokes later, my beard was starting to feel a little better - - - - until disaster struck...

IT'S ALIVE!






















And Pin is back too

 

[mr sunshine]

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Thursdays is beard update day. So, here's a quick one. After an evening of fancy boxwine, and the new Dirty Nil 7" stuck on repeat, my beard is pretty hungover.

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A few bloody mary's, and a half a pack of smokes later, my beard was starting to feel a little better - - - - until disaster struck...

Where u bin pin?? U got a little bit of throw up in you beards..still looks classy tho!!

 

[Metasynth]

Where u bin pin?? U got a little bit of throw up in you beards..still looks classy tho!!

That was just some of my "man mustard"...I'll practice my aim...

Yes, all wieners are better with mustard

 

[Sativied]

It's what bird-squirt looks like after a week:

Wake up Pinny! And what's that on your beard?

 

[Pinworm]

 

[heckler73]

Note the Einstein tattoo.

 

[Pinworm]

Note the Einstein tattoo.

Duely noted! lol

 

[heckler73]

Duely noted! lol

I'm still trying to figure out what those two little "puffs" are. Are they paws?
Or a couple turds?
If the latter, they look healthy, although a little large.

 

[abe supercro]

 

[a senile fungus]

I would have said, "excuse me sirs, my name is Schlong Connery" in my beshhht Sean Connery impersonation I could muster, then walked away. Fuckin assholes

 

[Pinworm]

Catherine zeta jo-ones! she deeps beneath lasers! ohh-ohhhohhhohhh

 

[a senile fungus]

 

[Pinworm]

Right in the dick. Everyone should punch a fucking cop today.

 

[Yessica...]

I can grow a beard finally! Just cost like 3 bucks - but this game is flippidy dippidy fun!

 

[heckler73]

A Redneck game? What's the goal? Grow a beard and not bathe?