That Guy who smokes your dope and say's it's OK, but had better.

CR500ROOST said:
When i used to smoke cigarettes one of my buddys was a tight ass and never bought any of his own cigarettes,so i decided to roll some tobacco out and stuff a fire cracker in it and put the tobacco in at the tip.So when he lit it BOOM it was some funny ass shit his girl made a big ass seen.He was shocked and didnt know wtf happened.
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Ok when I first read that I was like damn that's fucked up, but now I can't stop laughing, ha.
 
CR500ROOST said:
When i used to smoke cigarettes one of my buddys was a tight ass and never bought any of his own cigarettes,so i decided to roll some tobacco out and stuff a fire cracker in it and put the tobacco in at the tip.So when he lit it BOOM it was some funny ass shit his girl made a big ass seen.He was shocked and didnt know wtf happened.
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Sounds like some acme looney tunes shit, ha.
 
woodsmaneh! said:
So I have this guy he's not a friend but his sister married my wifes brother so he's at all the family stuff. It does not matter what you smoke he's had better, and he never has anything to smoke. He a mooch, so at Christmas were at his sisters for a family do and I decide to see just what a bullshitter he is. My neice has a gerbil so I go and collect all the gerbil shit in the cage and press it into a ball put it into some tinfoil and wait. So he shows up and starts shooting his mouth off I pull out my bonk and put some hash in and suck it all up. Open the foil and put some gerbil shit in pass the bong to him and he sucks it all up holds it, big exhale that smelled like someone farted and says, not bad. I had to leave the room, LOL so hard I pissed my pants a bit. I told my wife and a couple of other friends.

Anyone ever do a crazy thing like that. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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Pssh, that's nothing, this one time......
 
april said:
We let a kid smoke catnip and roaches, claimed he was fucked, but i felt horrible lol
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I actualy like smokeing catnip occasionaly, or make tea from the leaves. Quite sedating. I have a large catnip bush outside.
 
i was in the pub when a chap i went to school with asked if i could get him any coke, so i got the chalk from the dart board and crushed it up sold it to him for 100 euro. he came out of the toilet and told me it was lovely stuf. its not about weed but it was funny.
 
RyanTheRhino said:
Funny i have never heard those words:mrgreen: well at least not any more, your a crazy motherfucker girble shit...... wow:o
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Believe it or not, a guy I used to work with is just that kind of an arrogant prick, I was growing a strain I got from across the pond of a Jack Herer X Viking Indica. The shit was the friggin' BOMB (Wish I still had that). Nothing around here even came close. This prick says " Not bad...Not Great, but not bad" only 'cuz he knew I grew it. I've burned him on several occasions, just because he's an officious prick and it's my duty to do so.
 
My dads buddy told me about how one time he worked at a mine or something and he stole some explosive for blowing holes and shit ,He said it was like black and squidgy so it looked a bit like afghan black, he passed it to some guy to roll a joint and he lit the corner to crumble it but it just went up in a big flame with massive plumes of smoke. wish i could have seen it lol.
 
no, but speaking of giving back to the "haters" in the world....me and my friend did make this other guy drink out of someones spit cup from dip....he was the kind of guy we called a "one upper"....if you've done something, hes done it 12 times and almost died doing it....what a fucking loser......it was out of a beer can so you couldnt see threw it....his mooching ass asked for a drink so i gave him one......he didnt specify what type of drink..,,,,,yeah he threw up.......what a great day that was
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There was a kid who ripped off a friend for an oz of mids way back in the day, I sold him portabello shrooms. And another kid who pretended to smoke to be accepted so we sold him a blunt of strawberry beasters which was grass in a strawberry Dutch. Literal grass pulled out Of my yard not ripped up or anything.
 
woodsmaneh! said:
So I have this guy he's not a friend but his sister married my wifes brother so he's at all the family stuff. It does not matter what you smoke he's had better, and he never has anything to smoke. He a mooch, so at Christmas were at his sisters for a family do and I decide to see just what a bullshitter he is. My neice has a gerbil so I go and collect all the gerbil shit in the cage and press it into a ball put it into some tinfoil and wait. So he shows up and starts shooting his mouth off I pull out my bonk and put some hash in and suck it all up. Open the foil and put some gerbil shit in pass the bong to him and he sucks it all up holds it, big exhale that smelled like someone farted and says, not bad. I had to leave the room, LOL so hard I pissed my pants a bit. I told my wife and a couple of other friends.

Anyone ever do a crazy thing like that. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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LOl, your such a dick dude, hahahahahaha, huge raging asshole, hahahahahahaha oh god, *slaps knee, here hit this, hahahahahahahaha
 
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