Super freaking out please help

Look bout two weeks ago smoke some. Nothing major just two or three hits. One hit of kush. Drug test tmr what can I do. ??? I had no idea I would have drug test til today
 

dopeleader

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Drug tests (atleast for work purposes) are only to tell if you are currently "high".
You won't get the sack for having a tiny reading or no reading at all.
Plus if you don't smoke everyday then your body won't have it stored away, it doesn't last in your system for weeks on end unless your a heavy smoker.
 
i jus just had interview today
Manager mentioned drug test tmr after my background check got back So it just worried me. My brother told me to drink a gallon of orange juice and when I finish that he said drink a lot of water thank y'all
 

GuyLeDuche

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Drug tests (atleast for work purposes) are only to tell if you are currently "high".
You won't get the sack for having a tiny reading or no reading at all.
Plus if you don't smoke everyday then your body won't have it stored away, it doesn't last in your system for weeks on end unless your a heavy smoker.
Sorry, utterly false on every level. Drug tests are a simple analog chemical strip that detect thc stored in the fat cells that are expelled in you urine. I know light smokers who have failed 5 weeks after last smoking, it's all down to your metabolism.
 

gixxa

Active Member
Start drinking alot of water and keep an eye out for the nearest toilet...
Careful but too much water can harm/kill you... If you start getting dizzy then slow up..
If its not a pathology test they wont be able to tell that its diluted..
You will have to be VERY VERY VERY unlucky to fail smoking that amount 2 weeks ago....
Drink water and chill.. And
Drink more water
 

GuyLeDuche

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One more tip: the THC in your urine is most concentrated at the beginning and end of the flow, try to only get the pee in the middle. Not saying grab mid-stream lol, just pee a bit then sample some then finish ;)
 
Start drinking alot of water and keep an eye out for the nearest toilet...
Careful but too much water can harm/kill you... If you start getting dizzy then slow up..
If its not a pathology test they wont be able to tell that its diluted..
You will have to be VERY VERY VERY unlucky to fail smoking that amount 2 weeks ago....
Drink water and chill.. And
Drink more water
Pathology test? Why would that matter? And find out that it is a urine test so we'll drinking shit ton of orange juice and a shit ton of water work I'm about to take it in six hours
 

GuyLeDuche

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go get a test kit from the pharmacy or dollar store, they are all the same, basically PH strips. The say "marijuana" on them though, that may be awkward...though maybe less than failing at work I assume.
 

gixxa

Active Member
Pathology test? Why would that matter? And find out that it is a urine test so we'll drinking shit ton of orange juice and a shit ton of water work I'm about to take it in six hours
With a pathology test they can test for dilution (lots of water)..
Iv passed on worse odds than you atm...!
Chill out dude :))
If its not a pathology test they will do it rite in front of you..
Keep drinking water and piss mid way through your piss.
You got this in da bag :))
 
With a pathology test they can test for dilution (lots of water)..
Iv passed on worse odds than you atm...!
Chill out dude :))
If its not a pathology test they will do it rite in front of you..
Keep drinking water and piss mid way through your piss.
You got this in da bag :))
Thank you yah are awesome
 

Michael Huntherz

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Look bout two weeks ago smoke some. Nothing major just two or three hits. One hit of kush. Drug test tmr what can I do. ??? I had no idea I would have drug test til today
I'm curious why you need a drug test, is it work, or the man? If it is the man, you're fucked, if it is work it is 50/50. Different tests have different sensitivities for different drugs.
 

PoodleBud

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Did your future employer mention whether this would be a urine test or a hair sample test? Considering how little you smoked and how long ago it was, I doubt it would make a difference either way. You should be fine.
 

pookat

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The oil rig workers in aberdeen (scotland), buy and drink something called zydot might not be spelt like that but it seems to keep 'em in a job.
Personly i don't work because of political reasons, but i will when Daisy's are made illegal :weed:
 
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