Somebody Is Trying To Rip Me Off Again

pokey

pokey

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Why do people think it's not ok to do stuff to people who trespass on your property? Kill, no, but when you trespass, you give up your rights to fair treatment I think. If you've got bad intentions and trespass on my property, you're getting my boot to your knees. Stay away from effing trespassers up with guns and knives and such because they are hard to defend in court, unless the trespasser was packing the same or was attempting to hurt you. Also, it's a good idea to have a plausible story on hand as to why they would want to be there anyways, like maybe you told you work buddy you don't trust banks and he let something slip or similar.
 
kochab

kochab

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Seamaiden said:
We got distracted by dogs because charmesh REALLY doesn't like them, and she mentioned that she was vag-bit by a dog. I think since she can do geese that those should work just fine. When they've lived out their usefulness, make foie gras from their fattened livers. 8)
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duhhh:roll: i forgot . i read that. sorry bout the poon charm. i got bit on the ass by a dog when i was a kid.:evil:
 
kevin

kevin

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motion detection lights. theives hate light, they can't hide. my place lights up like a stadium
 
1freezy

1freezy

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I would go to the DOLLAR store they have tons of stuff to MacGuyver up. The easy stuff is the 5 little alarms. They are for doors and windows but you can set them anywhere together and run a trip line or rig it on the shed. They have a nice on and off switch. Or PM me Im an ex bouncer, also did personal security and love any combat and/or brawl! Would love to get to hit subdue for free.
 
Corso312

Corso312

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wow some of these people are very ignorant... 1st of all shooting someone or eletrocuting someone for tresspassing is ABSURD... it will almost guarentee huge problems for u ..... i am not being a dick but here it is u are an easy mark... u are a woman in 40's living with elderly woman...the word is out in the neighborhood that a woman and an old lady grow killer weed.... u need to make your yard more inacessable for intruders... plastic spikes on fence will work...motion light.... dog preferably..but u hate dogs ... i hate geese they are filthy creatures who crap EVERYWHERE ... buy a puppy from reputable breeder an estate guardian .... cane corso..presa canario..fila...malinois etc and u will love him and he u no more punks creepin around house i promise:blsmoke:
 
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charmesh

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I don't really care about the weed, it can be replaced with plants I have the house. But I don't want the chickens gone. When my grass regrows in the garden (it all died this winter), I'll post pictures. I treat my widow plants like all my other plants. I've just stopped using Miracle Grow on them. I figure that if they do well with Miracle Grow, they will do fantastic with some BioBizz.
 
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underground1

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stay up untill they come back and shoot them. then drag them to a nearby river and toss them in.
 
nickfury510

nickfury510

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if you have chickens....get a rooster....they are meaner than shit and loud.....last thing they will want is a cock flying at them trying to give em the spur..
 
nickfury510

nickfury510

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Corso312 said:
wow some of these people are very ignorant... 1st of all shooting someone or eletrocuting someone for tresspassing is ABSURD... it will almost guarentee huge problems for u ..... i am not being a dick but here it is u are an easy mark... u are a woman in 40's living with elderly woman...the word is out in the neighborhood that a woman and an old lady grow killer weed.... u need to make your yard more inacessable for intruders... plastic spikes on fence will work...motion light.... dog preferably..but u hate dogs ... i hate geese they are filthy creatures who crap EVERYWHERE ... buy a puppy from reputable breeder an estate guardian .... cane corso..presa canario..fila...malinois etc and u will love him and he u no more punks creepin around house i promise:blsmoke:
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:hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump:
 
Skunk Baxter

Skunk Baxter

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charmesh said:
We have flood lights, and I hate dogs. One bit me on the vag.
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Jesus Keerist! WTF? They're not supposed to do that! Man, I don't blame you for not liking them much. That's just plain horrifying.

How big are your kids? Reason I ask is that when my dad was a little boy, he almost got killed by a goose on their farm. Damn thing attacked him, knocked him down, and was in the process of hammering the living daylights out of my dad's head with his bill, or his beak, or whatever the hell it is that geese have on the front of their face when my grandfather came along and interfered with it. I'm not sure how common that is, but I do remember my grandmother telling me that geese do that sort of thing from time to time. Hostile little fuckers, they can be, especially in the springtime when they're all juiced up with goose hormones.
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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Dude... wait... what? :lol:

Just had breakfast that my husband cooked up. Sourdough English muffins; thick sliced bacon (mmm.. streaky bacon); fluffy yet creamy scrambled eggs, and the most awesomest coffee EVAH. 8)

For the record, I never suggested electrocution, just self-correction. ;)
 
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bozley2g

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missmandy said:
, OMG i have the same dog ,, and he is pissed ,, if i let him run free in the yard hes ok . BUT when i put him on his chain which spans 25 feet in any direction ,, oooo boy watch the F out .. very good dog to have to guard shyt ,, accept mine will attack cats without thinking twice.. i have a big sign on my fence that says ( Diesel can make it to the fence in 2.5 seconds ,... can you..???))))),, anyways , my thoughts on protecting your crop would be this ,, this keeps happening at night ,, so the kids should be in bed , & the chickens should be kooped up.. with that aside .get fishing string from any store , along with a few small fishing bells ( they hook to the end of fishing rod) ,, ,,, poke a few sticks into the ground, around the shed perimeter,, about 2 feet tall . tie the strings to the sticks & hook up the bells ( be sure this is set up close to the shed , so when the bells ding , the theif still has to go thru ur yard to get away) .. ,, & if u do ever catch that lil Fuker , i would do to him like they do to people in different countries for stealing , accept i would not chop off hands ,, i would smash the fingers with a nice foot stomp or even a hammer , that would keep from stealing ,, .. to keep him from smoking i would ( yall ever see american history X) ,, yepp u got it ,,, [ PUT YOUR FUCKING TEETH ON THE CURB)
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PUT YO MOTHA FUCKIN TEETH ON THE CURB!!!!!!!!!
 
1freezy

1freezy

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Corso312 said:
wow some of these people are very ignorant... 1st of all shooting someone or eletrocuting someone for tresspassing is ABSURD... it will almost guarentee huge problems for u ..... i am not being a dick but here it is u are an easy mark... u are a woman in 40's living with elderly woman...the word is out in the neighborhood that a woman and an old lady grow killer weed.... u need to make your yard more inacessable for intruders... plastic spikes on fence will work...motion light.... dog preferably..but u hate dogs ... i hate geese they are filthy creatures who crap EVERYWHERE ... buy a puppy from reputable breeder an estate guardian .... cane corso..presa canario..fila...malinois etc and u will love him and he u no more punks creepin around house i promise:blsmoke:
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Don't know how some electric wire would cuase more trouble then someones hand mangled from spikes on a wall!
 
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cannabiscanuck

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I grow outside in a shed also, I had problems with thieves all I did is fortify the hell out of it industrial locks boarded/barred windows. they would need a friggen chainsaw to get in haven't had a problem in 4 years now (...knocks on wood...)
 
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ruffhauser

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Ma'am,

The bottom line is this you have to decide to what extent you are willing to protect yourself and loved ones. Property comes second, you will also have to decide to what extent you are willing to protect it. I like the idea of a noise alarm, then you could catch them in the act. Warn them and tell them if you see them in your AO again that you will use force and not be nice about it. I am sure it is someone you have seen or know. Whatever you decide to do dont become someones doormatt!!
Ruff
 
HazyEyes

HazyEyes

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Just board up any windows and get 3 or 4 spot lights with motion censers, and get a alarm if you want. what would be cool is tape a mad dogs voice barking or growling and rig it to a motion censer or something.
 
humbo jumbo

humbo jumbo

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I like seamaidens idea of geese!

If you guys don't mind having a goose around those fuckers are mad CRAZY! They scare the shit outta me to this day.

With their hissing and gnarly teeth! They are a force to be reckoned with!


However, personally, If I knew for sure someone was trying to break into my grow room I would stop immediately. In my eyes his ability to call in anonymously would just scare me to death. Or move to a new spot. Not worth chancing it imo.


Best of luck!
 
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