Some women really like doggystyle
- Thread starter Fungus Gnat
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dr.gonzo1
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I doth think the man protests too much.
There, there. Show me on the doll where the bad dog touched you
DelSlow
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Yeah, who tells their DAD they're fucking the family dog?!?
It was probably during one of their "Father-daughter" sessions.
Fungus Gnat
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No my weakness is redheads and midgets.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
budsmoker87
New Member
soooo after the first time she gets the dog and she directs it in her vag, does the dog just go for it each time after that?
or does she stick the doggy dick in her EACH time?
that plays a huge part in how much I can judge her morally
I could give a FUCK though. wait, no i couldn't
or does she stick the doggy dick in her EACH time?
that plays a huge part in how much I can judge her morally
I could give a FUCK though. wait, no i couldn't
Metasynth
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Cause we totally trust the self proclaimed date-rapist to be qualified to make moral judgements on others.
greenghost420
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theres chicks that fuck horses... makes the dog look like a midget dick... how you think they got mr ed to talk...
budsmoker87
New Member
you're too good to tag team a train on some RIU hunnies with me? what are you, too good for some anal/vag double-dicking?!
pffffffffffttttttttttttttt!!
Metasynth
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I find hoarding dead cats in ziploc bags, and filling the fridge and freezer full of dead cats to be more disturbing than this thread...Maybe I'm sick in the head...
EDIT: Except for that post about the guy having sex with a dead dog...that was a bit much... about made me want to turn off my computer and actually go outside.
Carne Seca
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There are not enough showers in the world to wash the blech off after reading this thread. I have to say this is the single most disgusting thread every produced on RIU. Please excuse me while I go purge my lunch.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
There are not enough showers in the world to wash the blech off after reading this thread. I have to say this is the single most disgusting thread every produced on RIU. Please excuse me while I go purge my lunch.
I dunno. The Chinese Speed Bump thread was worse in my estimation. cn
greenghost420
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why do u think old yeller was shot?! fucking crime of passion!
Carne Seca
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I guess I missed that thread. Thank all that's holy.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
This thread amuses me because (not long) before she was my ex, my ex had this critter she rescued from doggie Auschwitz. He was neutered but had a Honey Badger attitude toward that. i think he was imprinted on females or something, because every morning Ex would stagger into the bathroom and Dog would follow her and then proceed to suck himself off while she peed ... and then give her sloppy good- morning kisses that reportedly stank of Harold and Kumar. cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Ohhh I think you were there. But i shall not ruffle the protective layer of traumatic amnesia. cn
Fungus Gnat
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[video=youtube;foFrpCSg6W8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foFrpCSg6W8[/video]There are not enough showers in the world to wash the blech off after reading this thread. I have to say this is the single most disgusting thread every produced on RIU. Please excuse me while I go purge my lunch.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
... for the stabilizing influence? cn
