So whats up with this fdd2blk guy
- Thread starter Pumert
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k-town
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What's the most expensive joint you smoked?
Wikidbchofthewst
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Are you suggesting that the others AREN'T? *prepares to pull off her white gloves*
Bookworm
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woah! back girl! *brandishes torch and whip*
is it bad that I have both a torch and whip within a few feet of me?
Wikidbchofthewst
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Not bad, just...kinky 
Pumert
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arent these just chuck norris jokes replaced with FDD instead? o well i love those jokes so you can keep going
D lol
Johnny Retro
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He's always watching.. 
LedZeppelin8906
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Its going to be like that old thread with the Chuck Norris jokes and Dos Equis "He is, the most interesting man in the world" 
Bud Frosty
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I once happened upon Fdd while hiking the redwood forests of northern California. He was tending a plot of 30' sativa plants by climbing the beanstalks he had planted next to them. After fimming the largest with a Stihl 420 chain saw, he climbed down to go #2 next to the corpse of a Leprechaun that had unfortunately strayed into one of the numerous BEARTRAPS that were placed around the plot.
Much to my amazement, instead of a turd, a UNICORN slid it's head from his cheeks and took a big toke from the impeccably rolled doobie that Fdd had reached around.
It was BEAUTIFUL... and a bit disturbing all at the same time. The unicorn held the toke for what seemed an eternity, exhaled, coughed, then spit a loogy onto the leprechaun, turning him to dust.
The unicorn then winked at me and popped his head back in at which time I was turned into a TROLL with a cowboy hat and sign stuck to my hands that read; "WILL WORK FOR WEED". The spell lasted 7 days. During which time I hitchhiked back accross the U.S.
You may have seen me.
The moral of the story:
If his ass doesn't notice you doin' things you shouldn't be, you'll be treated to many wonderful secrets around here.
If it does, you may witness his magical powers firsthand and have to work harder for your weed with less resources.
Much to my amazement, instead of a turd, a UNICORN slid it's head from his cheeks and took a big toke from the impeccably rolled doobie that Fdd had reached around.
It was BEAUTIFUL... and a bit disturbing all at the same time. The unicorn held the toke for what seemed an eternity, exhaled, coughed, then spit a loogy onto the leprechaun, turning him to dust.
The unicorn then winked at me and popped his head back in at which time I was turned into a TROLL with a cowboy hat and sign stuck to my hands that read; "WILL WORK FOR WEED". The spell lasted 7 days. During which time I hitchhiked back accross the U.S.
You may have seen me.
The moral of the story:
If his ass doesn't notice you doin' things you shouldn't be, you'll be treated to many wonderful secrets around here.
If it does, you may witness his magical powers firsthand and have to work harder for your weed with less resources.
Johnny Retro
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He gives bears, bear hugs