Seeking a growing mentor

DietRobot

Member
Cause I'm the type of person that needs to justify my efforts and get praise for them on the internet, if you've actually read the thread you'd know I had plants for a month before they got ripped out.

Going to mention again just for you Scroga, since you have not read the thread. . . I do not have a dwelling that I can grow in, that is why I came here for apprenticeship can only learn so much browsing forums.

Kinda hard for a 19 y.o to just get his own house, and start growing.
looking for some friendly grow guru's to help me out that's all I wanted.
 

berad4guvna

Well-Known Member
Cause I'm the type of person that needs to justify my efforts and get praise for them on the internet, if you've actually read the thread you'd know I had plants for a month before they got ripped out.

Going to mention again just for you Scroga, since you have not read the thread. . . I do not have a dwelling that I can grow in, that is why I came here for apprenticeship can only learn so much browsing forums.

Kinda hard for a 19 y.o to just get his own house, and start growing.
looking for some friendly grow guru's to help me out that's all I wanted.
I figured that would happen! Robot a mod deleted my post! "joe Macclennan" and Buck aren't on good terms right now! Joe really fucked up UncleBucks Gay trim harvest wedding!

Either way did you get a hold of Guru Buck? I know he still has a few spots open for Trimming on his compound!
 

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator
Staff member
I had plants for about a month soil didnt have enough nutes only got 6in tall only had 1 CFL and a generic grow lamp. Wasn't very strict on my lighting regiment (I tried to be), I didn't have a timer.
I think I might have located your problem.
 

Ace Yonder

Well-Known Member
I doubt I need this site anymore unless I can actually network with it wasn't really looking to become an active member cause I'm not very social, and wouldn't like to spend time bragging uploading pictures showing off plants and whatnot. I've learned most growing tactics from this site and grasscity dot com, not much more these type of sites have to offer, than what I'm asking for. Thanks for the run around guys super community you've got going here. STL telling me things I already knew wasn't the reason I came here.
"I learned everything I know from your useless sight that I am too cool to be a part of. I know that everything I learned was from you guys uploading pictures and talking about your grows, but didn't you know I'm too good to do all that "bragging" myself?? You have a shitty site that has no usefulness, and if it doesn't give me exactly what I want (Which is something totally different than the point of the site) then your sight is utterly useless and you should all feel bad for wasting my time with your helpful suggestions. GIVE ME EXACTLY WHAT I WANT RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ALL MEANIES!!!!!"
 

Ace Yonder

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If I lived in California I'd live in the wild and just bum weed off people or guerrilla grow lol living in California is expensive as hell I hear not trying to waste money I can't foresee myself being able to earn.
Please stay out of Cali then, the last thing we need are more entitled gutter punks bumming/ripping weed that they have no right to. No offence. Kinda
 

jointed

Well-Known Member
Cause I'm the type of person that needs to justify my efforts and get praise for them on the internet, if you've actually read the thread you'd know I had plants for a month before they got ripped out.

Going to mention again just for you Scroga, since you have not read the thread. . . I do not have a dwelling that I can grow in, that is why I came here for apprenticeship can only learn so much browsing forums.

Kinda hard for a 19 y.o to just get his own house, and start growing.
looking for some friendly grow guru's to help me out that's all I wanted.
You sound exactly like my self entitled, know it all, never had his dick wet, Punk nephew!! Who is 21 yrs old. Who the fuck do you think you kids are? I've worked my ass off since I was in middle school, served my country and now I take care of my aging parents. Get a fucking CLUE boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

thecannacove

Well-Known Member
Robot... you've dealt yourself a shit hand, and then stuck around to try and play it.. y?

If you don't wanna listen to the actual advice that was artfully weaved into fucking comedy gold, then take a hike. This community loves to help others that want to help themselves (not help themselves to others shit though).

Here's my advice, take it or leave it... your mother is still letting you, her 19 y/o adult (depending how you look at it) son live with her. Yet, you don't have a job (based on your own post claiming you dream of getting a job etc.). She your your plants out... I don't gotta tell you the story, you made it u--- i mean you already know it.

So why not get that damn job at the (insert local fast food chain here) down the street, help your mother with the bills a bit and EARN the fucking right to grow in HER house. Show some respect and responsibility under her roof and she might just treat you like a man.
 

thecannacove

Well-Known Member
Damn where's the like button...LMAO
I know. Joe & sunshine seriously had me rolling. I didn't see this thread until an hour ago or so. It was like watching stand up. In fact my wife and I went to a live show Saturday night (Anjelah Johnson) and I don't think I laughed as hard as I did reading this.

*proclaims love to RIU*
 
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