See What Some People are Getting Done (Farming 101)

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collective gardener said:
OK, I've heard so much about Tafbang. Someone please link me to one of his famous posts. I fell out of the loop.
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Here is a link to his first thread, the 'Leaning Tower of Pisa' Yogi and Boo-Boo bear picnic basket grow. It's filled with gems. ---Link --- https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/391149-8-plants-1-pot.html

Message # 60 shows his picnic basket growing container .... https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/391149-8-plants-1-pot-3.html

It wasn't the first place in the thread to see 'The Leaning Tower of Pisa' grow but you can see it in message # 589 https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/391149-8-plants-1-pot-30.html

Maybe my favorite pictures from his first thread are found in message # 1790 https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/391149-8-plants-1-pot-90.html ... his plants were droopy so he put a reddish pink bar of soap between then to perk them up. About using the soap he said; "well, I'm hoping that no drama learns that soap does more than cleaning and I hope he learns that organisms need oxygen" and; "aking the soap out right now since the ones that were sick are refreshed" and; "P.S. a few of the plants grew 1-2 inches just last night while the soap was in. they came back hard. I'm not sure about the science on leaving the soap in there, but I don't want to be greedy. It's like anti-biotics" and; "From myself, this is a science I don't know how to explain. but cats know what I'm talking about. put fragrance soap near plants or animals and they will get excited as the energy opens up their sensory systems"


Check out the thread ..... it's classic.
 
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Yeah the soap part is my favorite too. I think he saw ppl put soap out on guerilla grows to keep animals away, and then his dillusion and imagination kicked in

Edit; oh wait the spores part was pretty funny too.
 
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Here is a link to his first thread, the 'Leaning Tower of Pisa' Yogi and Boo-Boo bear picnic basket grow. It's filled with gems. ---Link --- https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/391149-8-plants-1-pot.html

Message # 60 shows his picnic basket growing container .... https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/391149-8-plants-1-pot-3.html

It wasn't the first place in the thread to see 'The Leaning Tower of Pisa' grow but you can see it in message # 589 https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/391149-8-plants-1-pot-30.html

Maybe my favorite pictures from his first thread are found in message # 1790 https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/391149-8-plants-1-pot-90.html ... his plants were droopy so he put a reddish pink bar of soap between then to perk them up. About using the soap he said; "well, I'm hoping that no drama learns that soap does more than cleaning and I hope he learns that organisms need oxygen" and; "aking the soap out right now since the ones that were sick are refreshed" and; "P.S. a few of the plants grew 1-2 inches just last night while the soap was in. they came back hard. I'm not sure about the science on leaving the soap in there, but I don't want to be greedy. It's like anti-biotics" and; "From myself, this is a science I don't know how to explain. but cats know what I'm talking about. put fragrance soap near plants or animals and they will get excited as the energy opens up their sensory systems"


Check out the thread ..... it's classic.
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you were right bt, that was def funny stuff.how in the hell did that guy get to over 200 pages of useless info?
 
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I just went through a bunch of his threads. My god. I don'y know whether to laugh or cry. It is pretty entertaining, though. Is he like 15 years old? Seems like a little kid. I love that stack of shit all the plants were on. And the soad was classic. But the real treat is how when people make fun of him he truly sees it as support. He really thinks that there are people out there who are learning from him. He's entertaining, but I wouldn't want him anywhere near my thread. Thanks to all for the links.
 
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sixstring2112 said:
you were right bt, that was def funny stuff.how in the hell did that guy get to over 200 pages of useless info?
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He believes he knows what he is doing and talking about and he just does not give up no matter how many times he is proven too be wrong or ridiculed.

And TheLastWood was right .... his insisting that trichomes are; "spores" was GREAT too!

Another I did not include a link and message number to was about some mysterious never named horticulturalist, a female I believe was the claim, that he claimed said you can sex seedlings by their odor and leaf shape.

Another humorous one was after saying that he ids giving his plant every possible resource he said he feeds it; "water food because he heard they like it." In the past getting an explanation or definition of something like that from him was harder than pulling teeth but at least that time it only took a few requests for clarification of what; "water food" was for him to admit that it is just water.

In a way I guess we should be glad to have him around. It's like having Rodney Dangerfield as a member. He said all sorts of really funny totally off the wall stuff and then he complains that he doesn't get any respect.
 
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collective gardener said:
I just went through a bunch of his threads. My god. I don'y know whether to laugh or cry. It is pretty entertaining, though. Is he like 15 years old? Seems like a little kid. I love that stack of shit all the plants were on. And the soad was classic. But the real treat is how when people make fun of him he truly sees it as support. He really thinks that there are people out there who are learning from him. He's entertaining, but I wouldn't want him anywhere near my thread. Thanks to all for the links.
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It was an amazing thread. A movie critic might have said, 'I laughed, I cried, I almost died' about it. To me at times it was as pathetic and as painful as watching a baby drown.
 
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GreatwhiteNorth said:
He's RIU's current train wreck - you just can't NOT watch.
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Yep. His threads are like traffic jams on highways because of a really bad car accident. As you get closer you keep saying you won't look because you don't want to see an arm or a leg lying in the road or someone's body trapped in their car with their head ripped off ... but when you get to the wreck you are powerless to not look.
 
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There could be a thread just for his....hmmmm....not fans.....observers. Yes, Tafbang observers. I keep finding myself going through and reading his posts. I am truly speachless. I don't even know what to think, say, or feel about him. Now I'm giving his ass even more of my time. He's like a drug that makes you feel like shit, but you keep doing it. I love his term "faggotry".
 
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There could be a thread just for his....hmmmm....not fans.....observers. Yes, Tafbang observers. I keep finding myself going through and reading his posts. I am truly speachless. I don't even know what to think, say, or feel about him. Now I'm giving his ass even more of my time. He's like a drug that makes you feel like shit, but you keep doing it. I love his term "faggotry".
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What I loved in his first thread was how everything was; "sexy." His plants were; "sexy," things he did with/for them were; "sexy." Everything was; "sexy" to him.

At one point I was starting to wonder if he was Right Said Fred.
 
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The pictures of his plants about to take their Saturday night bath with their bar of reddish-pink soap at the ready is still one of my favorites.







 
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his setup slightly changed after that pic..here is one that was a few days later....
as we all know the bar of soap excites them...
the dawn is used with the sos pads to scrub the plants down real well...clean plants are happy plants.
the turtle wax he uses to give them that sexy shine.
and the salt on the pretzel talks to the salts in the soil and tells them to not build up so when he gives them their water food all works as planned........



lets not forgot that at this time they was beginning to smell like females
 
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