Secrets from the job you probably don't know about!

I used to work the graveyard shift for a radio dispatch company (back in the 80's) while attending college. I handled over 50 radios for oil companies, security companies, etc,. I would let my buddies in the back door and we spent the night drinking. I fixed a pitcher or two of margaritas and we sat on the back porch shooting the shit. Never missed a radio call but I had a hell of a time seeing the consoles. LOL

done many restaurants in my life and the worst was the care facility in the area. The food itself was bad and the cook they had preparing it were worse. taking every shortcut in the book to save a penny....it was to the point i felt bad for the people there and sometimes dreamed of dropping an oz in their desert batter just so they could feel peace and joy for a second.
the FF are pretty good around here, i know the health inspector and she has a good eye and says that most restaurants in the area are good.

OK OK i got me somes!

i used to work at panera bread, its an overpriced over zitzy little deli/fast food restaurant. think starbucks but with sandwiches and soups.

I had sex in the fridge/cooler about 7-8 times during the year i worked there with 2 different cashiers, one was this puerto rican girl who had a fantastic ass, the other was a blonde girl who visited me in the cooler 2 other times afterword. it was great, nothing got dirty (foodwise) and we would use the Whip cream and cheeses for fun but eventually we got caught by a coworker and had to stop. never got fired! also, the sandwhich line preps would sometimes stick their dicks in the baguettes if they were freshly baked. but that was only 2 of them who had been there for years. i'd smoke in the freezer sometimes when i had my 1 hitter on me. the store from the outside would attract families and had that kind of atmosphere(playing jazz and whatnot kind of music, never rock or rap) where you thought it was safe and super friendly. another instance was when my friend dropped a bag with about 3-4 pills of MDMA/Molly into one of the broccoli cheddar soups and still ended up selling it because the manager was watching us, it was close to closing about 40 minutes left and so we didn't get to wait and find out any complaints.

worked at a dunkin donuts, people would drop shit and still sell it despite making contact with the floor(i threw the stuff out though as i used to be a customer) and the management was just horrible, we had some polish temp. manager who got DP'd after smoking a blunt with us in the back right next to the oven, it was hilarious and i was working the register when it happened she was a slor.

i've worked a lot of tech support and about 70% of the times you ask for a "supervisor" it's really the agent's neighbor who they passed the headset to just to get you to stfu. i have NEVER worked at a call center where a supervisor had some kind of special access to grant you things that a regular agent couldn't. all it does is waste everyone's time so there's a 20 minute hold to talk to someone. it's appeasement and it's the #1 reason why people have to spend so much time on the phone. to feel "right".

the more you know.

My "uncle" runs a small chain of porn/head shops in MN, he once had an employee who used certain sex devices like masturbation sleeves, fake vaginas and asses ect and cleaned them up and repackaged them for sale. He was finally caught when a regular customer was concerned nobody was behind the counter when he came in, he opened the door to the employee room where employees and friends could kick back and get high and ect. and found this dude fucking some sex toy. Customer told my uncle what he saw and he did a little investigating and he confronted the dude and he admitted to the scheme. Not only went to jail for theft but he was then sued by the county I believe and my uncle for committing health violations and ect.

So be careful where you stick that dildo in or where you slide your cock in because for all you know it's been used and abused already. When I can't get laid for a certain period of time I just compromise, I grab one of my latex gloves I used for harvesting and hit some interest porn. Never really understood solo sex devices, but maybe it's because I have never tried one. Who knows, maybe they are great.

I use to get freebies all the time from him, I'd mostly grab drug paraphernalia but sometimes I'd grab those huge cheap cock dildos and play practical jokes with friends. I once grabbed this huge huge like 18" black dildo and it had the heavy duty suction cup at the base. I stuck that to a friend of mines Durango on the back gate and that fucker drove with this monster black cock dildo bouncing all around balls and all for almost an entire day. Oh the fun big dildos can bring.