Scrunch or Fold?

Scrunch Or Fold?

  • Scruncher baby...Get in get out'

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Folder...Shitting is an art form and should be treated as such'

    Votes: 8 100.0%

  • Total voters
    8

ProHuman

Well-Known Member
HaHaHa, Funny Topic.
I fold my paper, and then fold again for a second pass.
If it is really messy, I keep a box of baby wipes on the back of the toilet, and use one of them for the final clean up.
:mrgreen:
 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
Rainier Ale; 20 oz before bed.....blows you out and you can use just 2 double sheets for cleanup and be left with a fresh, crisp, springtime feeling. Also known, back in my youth as "The Green Death"
 

ShazMo09

Active Member
Does anyone wipe their ass then smell the shitty toilet paper?
I am sure there would be plenty of closet sniffers around ;)

Who would honestly admit to sniffing their poop before they flush...Its like secretly enjoying the smell of your own farts :)

Also, does any of the guys here piss on the side of the bowl to avoid the loud splashing sound haha or just like Eddie Murphy says 'Does anyone see someone elses shit stuck to the bowl and try to dislodge it using their piss lmao
 

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
I do it all sometimes I hit the back of the seat cover so I can bank it in.....anyone ever hit a bank shot with their piss? I was watching this porn the other day some hot girl was shitting on a midget amputee.....then some guy comes out and licks her ass clean ..
 

The Outdoorsman

Well-Known Member
Fold, but I also fall under the "get in get out" category. I tend to be a fast pooper.
Also a fast eater.
And fuck single-ply! If you're going to save a buck don't do it on the cheap toilet paper!
No, I do not eat shit for breakfast
Thank you
 

ShazMo09

Active Member
Fold, but I also fall under the "get in get out" category. I tend to be a fast pooper.
Also a fast eater.
And fuck single-ply! If you're going to save a buck don't do it on the cheap toilet paper!
No, I do not eat shit for breakfast
Thank you
I like to take my time tbh. Even after I am finished I will sit there for 5-10 mins just out of pure comfort...
 

ProHuman

Well-Known Member
...Its like secretly enjoying the smell of your own farts :)
I am damn proud of my farts, especially the real stinky ones... you know, the ones that make ME gag.
I love it when I let a raunchy one rip, and I just wait... for the wife to catch a whiff. HA!
 
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