Scrunch or Fold?

[ShazMo09]

Are you a scruncher or a folder...?

 

[chewberto]

More of a squidger man myself!

 

[Foxyroxy420]

Folder, it feels better

 

[UncleBuck]

i'm sorry, but toke and talk has gone to shit.

 

[ProHuman]

HaHaHa, Funny Topic.
I fold my paper, and then fold again for a second pass.
If it is really messy, I keep a box of baby wipes on the back of the toilet, and use one of them for the final clean up.

 

[eye exaggerate]

i'm sorry, but toke and talk has gone to shit.

Was it folded or scrunched?

 

[UncleBuck]

Was it folded or scrunched?

neither.

 

[mr sunshine]

Does anyone wipe their ass then smell the shitty toilet paper?

 

[SouthAussieStoner]

Folder.. If you scrunch it and have to go back for seconds, you're fucked!

 

[SouthAussieStoner]

Does anyone wipe their ass then smell the shitty toilet paper?

do you go back to front aswell? lol

 

[eye exaggerate]

neither.

You must spread some...........reputation around before giving it to UncleBuck again.

 

[Singlemalt]

Rainier Ale; 20 oz before bed.....blows you out and you can use just 2 double sheets for cleanup and be left with a fresh, crisp, springtime feeling. Also known, back in my youth as "The Green Death"

 

[ProHuman]

All the single ply guys have stained cuticles.

 

[ShazMo09]

neither.

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That made me lol...

 

[ShazMo09]

Does anyone wipe their ass then smell the shitty toilet paper?

I am sure there would be plenty of closet sniffers around

Who would honestly admit to sniffing their poop before they flush...Its like secretly enjoying the smell of your own farts

Also, does any of the guys here piss on the side of the bowl to avoid the loud splashing sound haha or just like Eddie Murphy says 'Does anyone see someone elses shit stuck to the bowl and try to dislodge it using their piss lmao

 

[mr sunshine]

I do it all sometimes I hit the back of the seat cover so I can bank it in.....anyone ever hit a bank shot with their piss? I was watching this porn the other day some hot girl was shitting on a midget amputee.....then some guy comes out and licks her ass clean ..

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Fold, but I also fall under the "get in get out" category. I tend to be a fast pooper.
Also a fast eater.
And fuck single-ply! If you're going to save a buck don't do it on the cheap toilet paper!
No, I do not eat shit for breakfast
Thank you

 

[ShazMo09]

Fold, but I also fall under the "get in get out" category. I tend to be a fast pooper.
Also a fast eater.
And fuck single-ply! If you're going to save a buck don't do it on the cheap toilet paper!
No, I do not eat shit for breakfast
Thank you

I like to take my time tbh. Even after I am finished I will sit there for 5-10 mins just out of pure comfort...

 

[ProHuman]

...Its like secretly enjoying the smell of your own farts

I am damn proud of my farts, especially the real stinky ones... you know, the ones that make ME gag.
I love it when I let a raunchy one rip, and I just wait... for the wife to catch a whiff. HA!

 

[irish4:20]

I like to take my time tbh. Even after I am finished I will sit there for 5-10 mins just out of pure comfort...

Ha I totally do this the toilet is the only place u can get peace