Sarah Palin--Spit or Swallow?

What would Sarah do? Spit or swallow?

  • Spit! Who would want to swallow something nasty like that?

    Votes: 2 6.1%

  • Swallow! She is use to eating gross gristly stuff.

    Votes: 18 54.5%

  • Get a pearl necklace and call her campaign manager to see what to do.

    Votes: 7 21.2%

  • Share a snowball with McCain.

    Votes: 6 18.2%
  • Total voters
    33
  • Poll closed .
upnorth2505

upnorth2505

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Let's say Sarah Palin is eating something. Say a steak. All of a sudden she gets a big ol' chunk of gristle. Should she spit or swallow?

Or maybe?? :spew:

 
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Dope Wizard

Member
Her media training would have taught her that spitting is bad, so it's obvious that she swallows.

This thread may not be immature, but what else are we supposed to do? Discuss the intellectual merit of her arguments?
 
PVS

PVS

Active Member
Stoney McFried said:
She probably doesn't even "do that".It's not really in the Evangelical Approved List of sex acts.:lol:
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she's pentecostal. so she'll likely shake, dance, speak in tongues, then swallow, then faint under the power of the holy spirit. could be interesting....damn i'm getting wood as i type this.
 
upnorth2505

upnorth2505

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PVS said:
she's pentecostal. so she'll likely shake, dance, speak in tongues, then swallow, then faint under the power of the holy spirit. could be interesting....damn i getting wood as i type this.
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Funny dude. Which is what this poll is all about. :eyesmoke: :twisted:
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

Well-Known Member
I don't know...sounds akin to having a pit bull mangle your meat puppet.:o
PVS said:
she's pentecostal. so she'll likely shake, dance, speak in tongues, then swallow, then faint under the power of the holy spirit. could be interesting....damn i'm getting wood as i type this.
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Sustainable420

Sustainable420

Active Member
And here I was thinking that I would make some clever sexual remark, not realizing what this thread's about.

It's now more of a philosophical for me. Is it unethical to ___ a MILF that's mentally handicapped? Question of the day, y'alls.
 
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NoDrama

Well-Known Member
I say the title of this thread is insulting, this thread needs to be closed, where are the mods when you need them to close a thread for insults?
 
upnorth2505

upnorth2505

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NoDrama said:
I say the title of this thread is insulting, this thread needs to be closed, where are the mods when you need them to close a thread for insults?
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Satire has long been part of political communication. Can satire be insulting? It almost always is.

This thread should NOT be closed. It represents legitimate political discussion and parody. Furthermore, this is an ADULT forum.

Moderators, regardless of your political leanings, this thread deserves to remain open.
 
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