Sarah Palin--Spit or Swallow?

[upnorth2505]

Let's say Sarah Palin is eating something. Say a steak. All of a sudden she gets a big ol' chunk of gristle. Should she spit or swallow?

Or maybe??

 

[......]

I can tell you from personal experience that she swallows

 

[shnkrmn]

I'm not here to hate

But my vote is cast.


It was a narrow decision.

 

[upnorth2505]

I am very dissapointed that this critically important poll has not generated more interest!

 

[undertheice]

I am very disappointed that this critically important poll has not generated more interest!

could it be because it is a childish attempt at humor that even the "let's hate palin" crowd doesn't want to touch with a ten foot pole?

 

[FlyLikeAnEagle]

could it be because it is a childish attempt at humor that even the "let's hate palin" crowd doesn't want to touch with a ten foot pole?

Nah, I think its more of a case that upnorth said everything already that needs to be said.

 

[don2009]

I bet money she swallows like a champ. She's pretty sexy to me LOL!

 

[Stoney McFried]

She probably doesn't even "do that".It's not really in the Evangelical Approved List of sex acts.

 

[Dope Wizard]

Her media training would have taught her that spitting is bad, so it's obvious that she swallows.

This thread may not be immature, but what else are we supposed to do? Discuss the intellectual merit of her arguments?

 

[KaleoXxX]

haha this made my morning

hard poll to vote on, but i think i made the right choice

 

[PVS]

She probably doesn't even "do that".It's not really in the Evangelical Approved List of sex acts.

she's pentecostal. so she'll likely shake, dance, speak in tongues, then swallow, then faint under the power of the holy spirit. could be interesting....damn i'm getting wood as i type this.

 

[upnorth2505]

she's pentecostal. so she'll likely shake, dance, speak in tongues, then swallow, then faint under the power of the holy spirit. could be interesting....damn i getting wood as i type this.

Funny dude. Which is what this poll is all about.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I don't know...sounds akin to having a pit bull mangle your meat puppet.

she's pentecostal. so she'll likely shake, dance, speak in tongues, then swallow, then faint under the power of the holy spirit. could be interesting....damn i'm getting wood as i type this.

 

[upnorth2505]

I don't know...sounds akin to having a pit bull mangle your meat puppet.

Isn't her husband the pitbull, no wait. . the meat puppet. Aww fuck, I'm too ripped!

 

[Sustainable420]

And here I was thinking that I would make some clever sexual remark, not realizing what this thread's about.

It's now more of a philosophical for me. Is it unethical to ___ a MILF that's mentally handicapped? Question of the day, y'alls.

 

[smppro]

Since when is it up to the woman...

 

[tinyTURTLE]

bust a nut into her eye, show her where i'm coming from.

 

[upnorth2505]

bust a nut into her eye, show her where i'm coming from.

Honestly Folks! This is supposed to be a "scientific" Poll. Or is it "pole"??

 

[NoDrama]

I say the title of this thread is insulting, this thread needs to be closed, where are the mods when you need them to close a thread for insults?

 

[upnorth2505]

I say the title of this thread is insulting, this thread needs to be closed, where are the mods when you need them to close a thread for insults?

Satire has long been part of political communication. Can satire be insulting? It almost always is.

This thread should NOT be closed. It represents legitimate political discussion and parody. Furthermore, this is an ADULT forum.

Moderators, regardless of your political leanings, this thread deserves to remain open.