Rudy is Gonna Go to Jail

Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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From The Atlantic today:

When I reached him by phone this morning, following House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff’s release of the full whistle-blower complaint at the center of the Ukraine scandal, he was, put simply, very angry.

“It is impossible that the whistle-blower is a hero and I’m not. And I will be the hero! These morons—when this is over, I will be the hero,” Giuliani told me.
 
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schuylaar

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Unclebaldrick said:

Stop your messing around
Better think of your future
Time you straighten right out
Creating problems in town

Stop your fooling around
Time you straighten right out
Better think of your future
Else you'll wind up in jail



So it looks like Rudy Giuliani has turned into a mob-style bag man for Trump. Hilarious.

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that's gonna be his hologram on the outside of his containment cell in Minority Report jail..'no Mr. Anderton we can't let this one out..he's part of my flock now'.:lol:
 
rkymtnman

rkymtnman

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DIY-HP-LED said:
I offered a challenge and you have insulted not just my honor but that of my master by your egotism and stupidity. Announce your intentions and I will show mercy. Challenge me to honorable combat. Have the courage of your convictions, or apologize now, I would, but I've got guts.

Answer my challenge or be called a coward by an honorable man
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bundee1

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Unclebaldrick said:

Stop your messing around
Better think of your future
Time you straighten right out
Creating problems in town

Stop your fooling around
Time you straighten right out
Better think of your future
Else you'll wind up in jail



So it looks like Rudy Giuliani has turned into a mob-style bag man for Trump. Hilarious.

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Maybe he's a Magoo or Mr Bean like spy who is secretly saving the Republic by fucking everything up for Trumpito?

Maybe someone cast a Truth telling spell on him?

Who can possibly be this incompetent?
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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bundee1 said:
Maybe he's a Magoo or Mr Bean like spy who is secretly saving the Republic by fucking everything up for Trumpito?

Maybe someone cast a Truth telling spell on him?

Who can possibly be this incompetent?
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The Atlantic reported that a lot of insiders have said that Rudy put a lot of this right-wing conspiracy nonsense in Trump's head. But then you can't grow a seed in poor soil can you? Donald's head is so full of shit that it provided a very fertile ground.
 
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bundee1

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Unclebaldrick said:
The Atlantic reported that a lot of insiders have said that Rudy put a lot of this right-wing conspiracy nonsense in Trump's head. But then you can't grow a seed in poor soil can you? Donald's head is so full of shit that it provided a very fertile ground.
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Maybe he knows how to handle him from years of hearing his bullshit in NYC?

Fuck if I know but damn this guy is either a bumbling idiot or the real hero.

Here's how it ends:
Trump and his entourage are visiting the only steel mill Trump was able to keep open. Rudy approaches Trump and whispers something in his ear. Trump starts flailing at Rudy and grabs ahold of his neck with both hands.
I picture Trump choking him and both of them falling stiffly off of a catwalk into an empty vat of steel because it was all a dog and pony show and the mill is in bad shape. All in scratchy black and white film.
 
TacoMac

TacoMac

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topcat said:
I so hope Rudy takes up Lindsey Graham's invitation to testify before the Senate. He's just dumb enough to and provide his documents.
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He's already done that on every talk show there is.

Giuliani, like most idiot republicans, actually believes that if they are simply spreading something that somebody else said that they have no liability or responsibility in the entire affair. He actually believes that.

It's like stupid criminals: a lot of them actually believe that if they ask, "Are you a cop?" and the cop says "No." then the cop is powerless to charge them with any crime.

It's laughable how stupid they are. But again, that's the entire point: you have to be at least a certain level of intelligence to realize how wrong you are. Giuliani and many others in the GOP right now simply aren't that intelligent. At all.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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topcat said:
I so hope Rudy takes up Lindsey Graham's invitation to testify before the Senate. He's just dumb enough to and provide his documents.
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I can't figure Rudy out. Did he honestly not know better or did he just give in to Trump and decide to be his fall guy?

He's going to jail.
 
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Glovelove

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Unclebaldrick said:
I can't figure Rudy out. Did he honestly not know better or did he just give in to Trump and decide to be his fall guy?

He's going to jail.
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He's said a bunch of stupid shit the past week on multiple channels, now he's saying watch out for the next bombshells from Romania lol. I can see him having a stroke on camera if they make him go before the house or Senate.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Glovelove said:
He's said a bunch of stupid shit the past week on multiple channels, now he's saying watch out for the next bombshells from Romania lol. I can see him having a stroke on camera if they make him go before the house or Senate.
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But he can always count on Trump supporters like you and @Bugeye to swallow any bullshit narrative they spin.
 
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