Rate your Penis

Metasynth

Metasynth

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CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO said:
@Metasynth
Correct me if I am wrong??
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I don't think you understand how this works. Perhaps I should explain it again.

People send me, @Metasynth , pictures of their penises. Then, I rate those penises from the perspective of a heterosexual male, and post the results on this thread.

I know, it's easy to get confused sometimes, but no worries. I can explain it over and over again for ya if that is what you would like.
 
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CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO

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Metasynth said:
I don't think you understand how this works. Perhaps I should explain it again.

People send me, @Metasynth , pictures of their penises. Then, I rate those penises from the perspective of a heterosexual male, and post the results on this thread.

I know, it's easy to get confused sometimes, but no worries. I can explain it over and over again for ya if that is what you would like.
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Will you please explain, that again?:eyesmoke:
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO said:
Will you please explain, that again?:eyesmoke:
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Certainly! You see, many men often wonder how their penises compare to other men. Seeing other penises mostly in pornography is a poor judgement of a "normal" penis. And sneaking a peak at wangs in a public restroom can lead to some...uncomfortable conversations. Also, I would gather that not a very large portion of the population engages in nudism, leaving pornography as the main visual source of penises for most men.

So here I am, a former nudist who has seen hundreds (if not thousands) of normal dicks, with an uncanny ability to rate an average penis with a completely unbiased heterosexual male point of view.

This results in men here on RIU sending me, @Metasynth , pictures of their penises, and I then proceed to rate them with a completely unprejudiced and unbiased opinion. Then, I post the results on this thread.

Understand now?
 
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