Rate your Penis

@The Outdoorsman 101


8.5/10

I didn’t expect a Prince Albert! very nice!

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@Bobby schmeckle

8.9/10

One of the finest mallard specimens I've seen to date

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You know that ducks have a 22" penis?

Metasynth said:

@The Outdoorsman 101


8.5/10

I didn’t expect a Prince Albert! very nice!

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Nah mostly average. Trying to brag

SH420

@PadawanWarrior

3.6/10

Good for a laugh, not much else

Wattzzup said:

Oh so now politics are involved? I’m out

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Yes lol ,@Metasynth rates some dick pics, next thing ya know giveaway winner...




Politics at it's finest

doublejj said:

Walmart.......
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rub your nipples off in an hour.

Laughing Grass said:

rub your nipples off in an hour.

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I'll be here...

neosapien said:

The curve is very important.

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for extra sugar!

raratt said:

I'll be here...

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the denim will....

Best thread ever. Im sliding off of my chair.

@dannyboy602

9.5/10

The most meticulously manicured bush I've ever seen. Very impressive!

@Metasynth
Correct me if I am wrong??
You have yet to be judged!!
DM me

CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO said:

@Metasynth
Correct me if I am wrong??
You have yet to be judged!!
DM me

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I don't think you understand how this works. Perhaps I should explain it again.

People send me, @Metasynth , pictures of their penises. Then, I rate those penises from the perspective of a heterosexual male, and post the results on this thread.

I know, it's easy to get confused sometimes, but no worries. I can explain it over and over again for ya if that is what you would like.

Metasynth said:

I don't think you understand how this works. Perhaps I should explain it again.

People send me, @Metasynth , pictures of their penises. Then, I rate those penises from the perspective of a heterosexual male, and post the results on this thread.

I know, it's easy to get confused sometimes, but no worries. I can explain it over and over again for ya if that is what you would like.

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Will you please explain, that again?

CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO said:

Will you please explain, that again?

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Certainly! You see, many men often wonder how their penises compare to other men. Seeing other penises mostly in pornography is a poor judgement of a "normal" penis. And sneaking a peak at wangs in a public restroom can lead to some...uncomfortable conversations. Also, I would gather that not a very large portion of the population engages in nudism, leaving pornography as the main visual source of penises for most men.

So here I am, a former nudist who has seen hundreds (if not thousands) of normal dicks, with an uncanny ability to rate an average penis with a completely unbiased heterosexual male point of view.

This results in men here on RIU sending me, @Metasynth , pictures of their penises, and I then proceed to rate them with a completely unprejudiced and unbiased opinion. Then, I post the results on this thread.

Understand now?

Didn't I see you on Sunset beach at Sans Souci?

@Metasynth are you able to read our future by our vein patterns?

B_the_s said:

Didn't I see you on Sunset beach at Sans Souci?

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Oh, my experience goes beyond just Nude Beaches...

Wattzzup said:

@Metasynth are you to read our future by our vein patterns?

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I don't claim any clairvoyance, I just rate penises.

A dicksmith.... nice.

Da fuk wrong with this bunch