Rate your Penis

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO said:
It's because I called you a pecker inspector huh???

No sir, i take no offense, and all penises are rated with a fair and unbiased opinion. Anything above a flat 5.0 is above average, you have every reason to be proud of your pork sword.

Laughing Grass · Aug 5, 2020

Metasynth said:
@Laughing Grass

2.1/10

3d-printed penises don't count, but a C++ for effort

but it had veins

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
but it had veins

I'll give you another shot at redemption, got any flesh tone PLA?

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@Bobby schmeckle

8.9/10

One of the finest mallard specimens I've seen to date

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@doublejj

8.3/10

Where did you find overalls that fit a penis? PM me...

Laughing Grass · Aug 5, 2020

Metasynth said:
I'll give you another shot at redemption, got any flesh tone PLA?

I'll take the 2.1, it was awkward explaining why I was printing a penis last time.

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@Meast21

4.8/10

Is "too average" a bad thing? Maybe in this case...

raratt · Aug 5, 2020

Metasynth said:
@raratt

8.1/10

Getting creative with props, love the monocle!

It keeps getting a cloudy film on it, I don't know what's up.

neosapien · Aug 5, 2020

Metasynth said:
@neosapien

8.2/10

Appreciate the curve

The curve is very important.

DarkWeb · Aug 5, 2020

neosapien said:
The curve is very important.

I feel like I get ahead of the curve........then behind the curve......then ahead.....and it keeps going like that......what a crazy ride! bongsmilie

Wattzzup · Aug 5, 2020

CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO said:
It's because I called you a pecker inspector huh???

Oh so now politics are involved? I’m out

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

So I've received messages from a number of women asking me to rate their nether regions...Not something I do.

Ladies, please send all pictures to @Laughing Grass and @mysunnyboy for further review.

doublejj · Aug 5, 2020

Metasynth said:
@doublejj

8.3/10

Where did you find overalls that fit a penis? PM me...

Walmart.......

Bobby schmeckle · Aug 5, 2020

Metasynth said:
@Bobby schmeckle

8.9/10

One of the finest mallard specimens I've seen to date

Wow, thank you!

Id like to thank my groomers, stylists and depubers for making it all possible.

time to go massage this mallard with some sardine oil.

raratt · Aug 5, 2020

Bobby schmeckle said:
Wow, thank you!

Id like to thank my groomers, stylists and depubers for making it all possible.

time to go massage this mallard with some sardine oil.

I tried that once, attracted the wrong type of pussy.

cannabineer · Aug 5, 2020

raratt said:
I tried that once, attracted the wrong type of pussy.
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PappyVanWinkle · Aug 5, 2020

Oakiey · Aug 5, 2020

Mine is alright, but I'm worried about some guys here after reading the bragging about their cars

DarkWeb · Aug 5, 2020

Wattzzup said:
Oh so now politics are involved? I’m out

PappyVanWinkle said:
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Fake picks don't count....

The Outdoorsman 101 · Aug 5, 2020

Metasynth said:
Send me a pic, and I will heterosexually rate your penis and post the results here. Simple as that.
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Fucking challenge accepted

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