Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[DONNYS]

That must have been cougar. Another Satisfied Customer. cn

ate it to the bones
donny doggy helped

 

[cannabineer]

"The penis mightier than the sword"

~W. Shakespeare

an' we all know what spear he was shaking. To pee or not to pee ... damn prostate
cn

 

[DONNYS]

an' we all know what spear he was shaking. To pee or not to pee ... damn prostate
cn

turn on vm for second i want talk to u and cant pm

 

[hereshegrows]

been raining off and on for a week here
did i tell u bout getting hit in fucking head with 10 lb turkey?

....I want to hear about the turkey, I almost got nailed by a seagull in from of a bunch of tourist yesterday but your story sounds way better.

 

[cannabineer]

turn on vm for second i want talk to u and cant pm

vm are fully public ... why not drop in and visit here? cn

https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/665375-chaotic-blather-thread.html

 

[potpimp]

....I want to hear about the turkey, I almost got nailed by a seagull in from of a bunch of tourist yesterday but your story sound way better.

I meant to ask him about it too. Fab, we want to hear about the turkey.

 

[DONNYS]

....I want to hear about the turkey, I almost got nailed by a seagull in from of a bunch of tourist yesterday but your story sound way better.

i was riding this

and spooked a 10 lb turkey that in tall grass few feet off road at 60-65mph and fucker flew up and hit me in head
killed turkey and i was able stop down road and didnt wreck but fucked me up
after head stopped ringing i walked back and stuffed dead turkey in backpack and rode off go clean it
i hurt for days

 

[giggles26]

Good night riu!

Time to go watch some Pet Cemetery with the girl!

See you all tomorrow!

 

[DONNYS]

Good night riu!

Time to go watch some Pet Cemetery with the girl!

See you all tomorrow!

ok bro
and watch out for attacking turkeys

 

[potpimp]

i was riding this

and spooked a 10 lb turkey that in tall grass few feet off road at 60-65mph and fucker flew up and hit me in head
killed turkey and i was able stop down road and didnt wreck but fucked me up
after head stopped ringing i walked back and stuffed dead turkey in backpack and rode off go clean it
i hurt for days

I had a covey of quail fly up in front of me while I was riding my 750 but the turkey story beats the crap out of that. Glad you're OK D.

 

[cannabineer]

I meant to ask him about it too. Fab, we want to hear about the turkey.

I have a story that involves a dirtbag "head" friend (no "stoners" in the '70s), a frozen fish, and my skull. cn

 

[hereshegrows]

i was riding this

and spooked a 10 lb turkey that in tall grass few feet off road at 60-65mph and fucker flew up and hit me in head
killed turkey and i was able stop down road and didnt wreck but fucked me up
after head stopped ringing i walked back and stuffed dead turkey in backpack and rode off go clean it
i hurt for days

OMG! I'm glad your head is still attached to your body, that's crazy...but kind of funny in a sick sort of way. A friend of my had thought she hit a killed a bald eagle with her car by accident..but the thing was alive and clinging to the grill as she was driving down a highway and she didn't realize it until people starting honking like crazy at her. She stopped and it flew away! Also, I once saw a bald eagle almost drown after grabbing a salmon that was too big for him to carry and he couldn't release it after his claws locked. We were out on the water and it was the craziest thing I think i'd ever wittiness in nature, you wouldn't believe the screaming and thrashing but he managed to carry it off.

 

[giggles26]

ok bro
and watch out for attacking turkeys

LOL ok bro I'll keep that in mind next time I go out and ride my quad.

 

[DONNYS]

OMG! I'm glad your head is still attached to your body, that's crazy...but kind of funny in a sick sort of way. A friend of my had thought she hit a killed a bald eagle with her car by accident..but the thing was alive and clinging to the grill as she was driving down a highway and she didn't realize it until people starting honking like crazy at her. She stopped and it flew away! Also, I once saw a bald eagle almost drown after grabbing a salmon that was too big for him to carry and he couldn't release it after his claws locked. We were out on the water and it was the craziest thing I think i'd ever wittiness in nature, you wouldn't believe the screaming and thrashing but he managed to carry it off.

it hit so hard knocked part helmet off and 2 big chips but thank god i seen it before hit so braced and grabbed on shit rode it out
i got off and laid on ground for 10 min then when head wasnt ringing so bad walked back got turkey stuffed it in backpack and later cleaned it

 

[cannabineer]

OMG! I'm glad your head is still attached to your body, that's crazy...but kind of funny in a sick sort of way. A friend of my had thought she hit a killed a bald eagle with her car by accident..but the thing was alive and clinging to the grill as she was driving down a highway and she didn't realize it until people starting honking like crazy at her. She stopped and it flew away! Also, I once saw a bald eagle almost drown after grabbing a salmon that was too big for him to carry and he couldn't release it after his claws locked. We were out on the water and it was the craziest thing I think i'd ever wittiness in nature, you wouldn't believe the screaming and thrashing but he managed to carry it off.

This is a teenytiny story by comparison. But within one week of buying my first motorcycle (an '82 Yamaha "Midnight Maxim" 650. i still have a soft spot for Black Chrome.), I was tooling around the Mid-'Lantic locale where I was pursuing higher education at the time. I was riding at dusk, getting used to a new bike and a newer helmet (new car smell cubed!) when I dead-centered a firefly with my faceplate. Thing glowed me cross-eyed for miles. cn

 

[DONNYS]

This is a teenytiny story by comparison. But within one week of buying my first motorcycle (an '82 Yamaha "Midnight Maxim" 650. i still have a soft spot for Black Chrome.), I was tooling around the Mid-'Lantic locale where I was pursuing higher education at the time. I was riding at dusk, getting used to a new bike and a newer helmet (new car smell cubed!) when I dead-centered a firefly with my faceplate. Thing glowed me cross-eyed for miles. cn

we still talking turkey bro
btw got 6 lb clean nice looking turkey meat in freezer
and wish it was a firefly hit me but couldnt get 6 lb meat off firefly

 

[hereshegrows]

it hit so hard knocked part helmet off and 2 big chips but thank gog i seen it before hit so braced and grabbed on shit rode it out
i got off and laid on ground for 10 min then when head wasnt ringing so bad walked back got turkey stuffed it in backpack and later cleaned it

Waste not, want not Great story! I got some quail running around here on my land, i should take my son's Honda 50 for a spin, lol

 

[DONNYS]

Waste no want not Great story! I got some quail running around here on my land, i should take my son's Honda 50 for a spin, lol

wear helmet then
no shit i said im so fucking sore i hurt for days im like im eatting this fucker after all that

 

[DONNYS]

Waste not, want not Great story! I got some quail running around here on my land, i should take my son's Honda 50 for a spin, lol

hey where is venus ? i like visit new places

 

[potpimp]

All great stories!! HSG I saw a bald eagle dive into a lake to get a muskrat. He sat in the water for a few seconds then flew out onto the bank with his kill. Got a youtube vid of Jean Keane, the eagle lady of Homer, Alaska, feeding the eagles. Feeding frenzy!!