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hereshegrows

hereshegrows

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DONNYS said:
been raining off and on for a week here
did i tell u bout getting hit in fucking head with 10 lb turkey?
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....I want to hear about the turkey, I almost got nailed by a seagull in from of a bunch of tourist yesterday but your story sounds way better.
 
DONNYS

DONNYS

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hereshegrows said:
....I want to hear about the turkey, I almost got nailed by a seagull in from of a bunch of tourist yesterday but your story sound way better.
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i was riding this

and spooked a 10 lb turkey that in tall grass few feet off road at 60-65mph and fucker flew up and hit me in head
killed turkey and i was able stop down road and didnt wreck but fucked me up
after head stopped ringing i walked back and stuffed dead turkey in backpack and rode off go clean it
i hurt for days
 
potpimp

potpimp

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DONNYS said:
i was riding this

and spooked a 10 lb turkey that in tall grass few feet off road at 60-65mph and fucker flew up and hit me in head
killed turkey and i was able stop down road and didnt wreck but fucked me up
after head stopped ringing i walked back and stuffed dead turkey in backpack and rode off go clean it
i hurt for days
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I had a covey of quail fly up in front of me while I was riding my 750 but the turkey story beats the crap out of that. Glad you're OK D.
 
hereshegrows

hereshegrows

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DONNYS said:
i was riding this

and spooked a 10 lb turkey that in tall grass few feet off road at 60-65mph and fucker flew up and hit me in head
killed turkey and i was able stop down road and didnt wreck but fucked me up
after head stopped ringing i walked back and stuffed dead turkey in backpack and rode off go clean it
i hurt for days
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OMG! I'm glad your head is still attached to your body, that's crazy...but kind of funny in a sick sort of way. A friend of my had thought she hit a killed a bald eagle with her car by accident..but the thing was alive and clinging to the grill as she was driving down a highway and she didn't realize it until people starting honking like crazy at her. She stopped and it flew away! Also, I once saw a bald eagle almost drown after grabbing a salmon that was too big for him to carry and he couldn't release it after his claws locked. We were out on the water and it was the craziest thing I think i'd ever wittiness in nature, you wouldn't believe the screaming and thrashing but he managed to carry it off.
 
DONNYS

DONNYS

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hereshegrows said:
OMG! I'm glad your head is still attached to your body, that's crazy...but kind of funny in a sick sort of way. A friend of my had thought she hit a killed a bald eagle with her car by accident..but the thing was alive and clinging to the grill as she was driving down a highway and she didn't realize it until people starting honking like crazy at her. She stopped and it flew away! Also, I once saw a bald eagle almost drown after grabbing a salmon that was too big for him to carry and he couldn't release it after his claws locked. We were out on the water and it was the craziest thing I think i'd ever wittiness in nature, you wouldn't believe the screaming and thrashing but he managed to carry it off.
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it hit so hard knocked part helmet off and 2 big chips but thank god i seen it before hit so braced and grabbed on shit rode it out
i got off and laid on ground for 10 min then when head wasnt ringing so bad walked back got turkey stuffed it in backpack and later cleaned it
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
hereshegrows said:
OMG! I'm glad your head is still attached to your body, that's crazy...but kind of funny in a sick sort of way. A friend of my had thought she hit a killed a bald eagle with her car by accident..but the thing was alive and clinging to the grill as she was driving down a highway and she didn't realize it until people starting honking like crazy at her. She stopped and it flew away! Also, I once saw a bald eagle almost drown after grabbing a salmon that was too big for him to carry and he couldn't release it after his claws locked. We were out on the water and it was the craziest thing I think i'd ever wittiness in nature, you wouldn't believe the screaming and thrashing but he managed to carry it off.
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This is a teenytiny story by comparison. But within one week of buying my first motorcycle (an '82 Yamaha "Midnight Maxim" 650. i still have a soft spot for Black Chrome.), I was tooling around the Mid-'Lantic locale where I was pursuing higher education at the time. I was riding at dusk, getting used to a new bike and a newer helmet (new car smell cubed!) when I dead-centered a firefly with my faceplate. Thing glowed me cross-eyed for miles. cn
 
DONNYS

DONNYS

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cannabineer said:
This is a teenytiny story by comparison. But within one week of buying my first motorcycle (an '82 Yamaha "Midnight Maxim" 650. i still have a soft spot for Black Chrome.), I was tooling around the Mid-'Lantic locale where I was pursuing higher education at the time. I was riding at dusk, getting used to a new bike and a newer helmet (new car smell cubed!) when I dead-centered a firefly with my faceplate. Thing glowed me cross-eyed for miles. cn
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we still talking turkey bro
btw got 6 lb clean nice looking turkey meat in freezer
and wish it was a firefly hit me but couldnt get 6 lb meat off firefly
 
hereshegrows

hereshegrows

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DONNYS said:
it hit so hard knocked part helmet off and 2 big chips but thank gog i seen it before hit so braced and grabbed on shit rode it out
i got off and laid on ground for 10 min then when head wasnt ringing so bad walked back got turkey stuffed it in backpack and later cleaned it
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Waste not, want not:) Great story! I got some quail running around here on my land, i should take my son's Honda 50 for a spin, lol
 
potpimp

potpimp

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All great stories!! HSG I saw a bald eagle dive into a lake to get a muskrat. He sat in the water for a few seconds then flew out onto the bank with his kill. Got a youtube vid of Jean Keane, the eagle lady of Homer, Alaska, feeding the eagles. Feeding frenzy!!
 
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