Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[rainman36]

What a night,and I literally just woke up lol..

 

[charface]

During sex I was trying to do that move where you let it slip out and "accidentally " get the wrong hole.
Long story short I missed both and I think I supercropped my thingy. Should I tape it? Also do you think
I will grow new balls or anything?

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Might go herm but should be good.

 

[rainman36]

if the condom pop,she's getting slipped the morning after pill.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Most awkward moment ever.

I NEVER EVER EVER want to have to go to the pharmacy/doctor for that shit again! Puny mortal condoms are too weak for his might.

You have the decency to go get it for her lol

If you guys are going steady, you might want to ask her nicely to have some long term form of contraception as well to be safe, though it's nice you're taking care of your side x

 

[rainman36]

Most awkward moment ever.

I NEVER EVER EVER want to have to go to the pharmacy/doctor for that shit again! Puny mortal condoms are too weak for his might.

You have the decency to go get it for her lol

If you guys are going steady, you might want to ask her nicely to have some long term form of contraception as well to be safe, though it's nice you're taking care of your side x

Oh I always have,a spare pare of boxers,condoms,and morning after pills in the trunk........bubble gum,bottle of water and a spare tooth brush, if it's just head lol..I come prepared...get it? come prepared lol.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

ROFL

Bubblegum eh? Sounds like fun X3

So how is your quest going? I have you found that super hot woman who will roll for you, make munchies and play videogames with you yet? She's out there, man...

 

[KushXOJ]

I really hate trimming. That being said I'm starting up my indoor soon got a new 600w hps

 

[cannabineer]

During sex I was trying to do that move where you let it slip out and "accidentally " get the wrong hole.
Long story short I missed both and I think I supercropped my thingy. Should I tape it? Also do you think
I will grow new balls or anything?

You fimmed it! You'll grow two tops now. cn

 

[charface]

You fimmed it! You'll grow two tops now. cn

That helps. If I get 5 tops it will finally fit like a glove.

 

[cannabineer]

That helps. If I get 5 tops it will finally fit a glove.

Litely edited. cn

 

[Hepheastus420]

Fuck the sky...

 

[Carne Seca]

Fuck the sky...

 

[KushXOJ]

Just had a threesome with Handa Montana and Palmala Anderson

 

[cannabineer]

Why do i have Jimi singing in my head? cn

 

[Carne Seca]

Why do i have Jimi singing in my head? cn

[video=youtube;5huSHqkjQvs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5huSHqkjQvs[/video]

 

[rainman36]

ROFL

Bubblegum eh? Sounds like fun X3

So how is your quest going? I have you found that super hot woman who will roll for you, make munchies and play videogames with you yet? She's out there, man...

Yeah I most deff wanna settle down,I'm just a slut,I need to change my life.I just got done fucking,ol girl wanted to linger around,I said oh no,you gotta go,I like to sleep by myself,I'm still looking tho.You gotta friend for me? lol..

 

[Hepheastus420]

Just had a threesome with Handa Montana and Palmala Anderson

lol........... That's cool man.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Why do i have Jimi singing in my head? cn

YES!! I wanted to fit jimi's lyrics into my post somehow, but didn;t have the wit to do it. Thanks neer!!!!

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Yeah I most deff wanna settle down,I'm just a slut,I need to change my life.I just got done fucking,ol girl wanted to linger around,I said oh no,you gotta go,I like to sleep by myself,I'm still looking tho.You gotta friend for me? lol..

Oh... cold... Maybe you would have liked her if you gave it half a chance to get to know eachother hun? (or better still, got to know her before you fucked)

How about Sunni? You men are keeping that poor beautiful woman waiting! lol

Good luck, I hope you find that special person who will make you indescribably happy until the day you die x