Random Jibber Jabber Thread

During sex I was trying to do that move where you let it slip out and "accidentally " get the wrong hole.
Long story short I missed both and I think I supercropped my thingy. Should I tape it? Also do you think
I will grow new balls or anything?
 
Most awkward moment ever.

I NEVER EVER EVER want to have to go to the pharmacy/doctor for that shit again! Puny mortal condoms are too weak for his might.

You have the decency to go get it for her lol

If you guys are going steady, you might want to ask her nicely to have some long term form of contraception as well to be safe, though it's nice you're taking care of your side x
 
xKuroiTaimax said:
Most awkward moment ever.

I NEVER EVER EVER want to have to go to the pharmacy/doctor for that shit again! Puny mortal condoms are too weak for his might.

You have the decency to go get it for her lol

If you guys are going steady, you might want to ask her nicely to have some long term form of contraception as well to be safe, though it's nice you're taking care of your side x
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Oh I always have,a spare pare of boxers,condoms,and morning after pills in the trunk........bubble gum,bottle of water and a spare tooth brush, if it's just head lol..I come prepared...get it? come prepared lol.
 
ROFL

Bubblegum eh? Sounds like fun X3

So how is your quest going? I have you found that super hot woman who will roll for you, make munchies and play videogames with you yet? She's out there, man...
 
charface said:
During sex I was trying to do that move where you let it slip out and "accidentally " get the wrong hole.
Long story short I missed both and I think I supercropped my thingy. Should I tape it? Also do you think
I will grow new balls or anything?
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You fimmed it! You'll grow two tops now. cn
 
charface said:
That helps. If I get 5 tops it will finally fit a glove.
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Litely edited. cn
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xKuroiTaimax said:
ROFL

Bubblegum eh? Sounds like fun X3

So how is your quest going? I have you found that super hot woman who will roll for you, make munchies and play videogames with you yet? She's out there, man...
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Yeah I most deff wanna settle down,I'm just a slut,I need to change my life.I just got done fucking,ol girl wanted to linger around,I said oh no,you gotta go,I like to sleep by myself,I'm still looking tho.You gotta friend for me? lol..
 
rainman36 said:
Yeah I most deff wanna settle down,I'm just a slut,I need to change my life.I just got done fucking,ol girl wanted to linger around,I said oh no,you gotta go,I like to sleep by myself,I'm still looking tho.You gotta friend for me? lol..
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Oh... cold... Maybe you would have liked her if you gave it half a chance to get to know eachother hun? ;) (or better still, got to know her before you fucked)

How about Sunni? You men are keeping that poor beautiful woman waiting! lol

Good luck, I hope you find that special person who will make you indescribably happy until the day you die x
 
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