Random Jibber Jabber Thread

=Your Mom= said:
I hate sushi. Only a cavemen doesn't cook his or her fish. I do have a rainbow roll in my underpants though. Would you like a snack young man?
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cannabineer said:
You would like Ted better. Impressive amphibious driving skills make for an exciting first date. Tell me however ... do you dream of sexually rampant mermen?
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I wish I did cannibineer. Mermen are sexy and I would imagine they have some big, fishy appendages. One of my sons friends is coming over for some "afternoon delight". I might make him dress as a fish-person. Rub his scales all over my body. Mmmmm.
 
neosapien said:
Yeah my chopstick game is magnificent. Hard to tell in the pic but they're actually platinum plated with dragon blood and peasant tears inlay. The guy at the Oriental Market told me so. At least that's what I think he said.
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I've just have bamboo chop sticks. But y'all know me, I'm really into Vietnamese food. I told @srh88 that I should've married a Vietnamese woman with a tight vagina and a loose butt hole.
 
Gary Goodson said:
I've just have bamboo chop sticks. But y'all know me, I'm really into Vietnamese food. I told @srh88 that I should've married a Vietnamese woman with a tight vagina and a loose butt hole.
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I know what you mean. My neighbor is Vietnamese. And although I haven't thought about her like that, in a couple days, she is fucking gorgeous and probably got some tight holes.
 
Gary Goodson said:
Only if you cup the balls too. I'm an expert at that, ask @a senile fungus, he got to see my skillz yesterday.
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well, i will say little of the subject, but i will transcribe my thoughts as follows: as i stooped down low in my plaid pajamas and you penetrated the tear in the crotch with both hands like a bear after honey, at first, of course, i felt violated. is it because of the way that i was dressed that night? had i been "asking for it"?!? i was flooded with a rush of torment and angst. but then i realized immediately two very important things which kept my spirit afloat like buoys in a storm. first, your hands were much softer and warmer than anticipated, like whoa. although they look like overcooked little sausage fingers the suppleness of your skin reminds me of a newborn calf's belly on my scrotum. don't ask how i know how that feels. and secondly, your gentle yet firm grasp lead me to feel very secure in my masculinity. the room was dark, no eye contact made, as far as i'm concerned nothing "too extreme" happened.

next thing i know i wake up still drunk the next day. but i did have all my clothes on. butthole intact and everything.

so i think we're good??

no homo for sure
 
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