Random Jibber Jabber Thread

curious2garden

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This guy was dead when he got rolled in the door. We did CPR, breathed for him, and pushed some narcan. He woke up right before we were gonna intubate him, pulled all his lines and tubes off, then told us to fuck ourselves and walked out.

Wow, what a douche, could have at least said thanks for fucking saving my life.

And we wonder why medical costs are high.

We didn't even get his name...
Next time intubate then Narcan, very important. Watching someone remove a cuffed ET tube by themselves is priceless not to mention behavior modifying. If you've really got a winner sometimes you'll get a second and even third shot at them depending on the opiate they used. I loved working County. Was it just after the full moon?
 

a senile fungus

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Next time intubate then Narcan, very important. Watching someone remove a cuffed ET tube by themselves is priceless not to mention behavior modifying. If you've really got a winner sometimes you'll get a second and even third shot at them depending on the opiate they used. I loved working County. Was it just after the full moon?

I personally prefer to restrain them before we push the narcan, as I've been punched in the face as it kicks in. But I was busy doing compressions, and either way, the attending calls the shots.

Pt had a nasal trumpet in place and they opted to continue to ventilate via bag valve mask as opposed to intubating while CPR was in progress.

Narcan kicked in and he began to be responsive, they wanted to see if he'd protect his airway before they tubed him. He came to pretty quickly, and decided he wasn't staying for "any of this bullshit" and promptly excused himself.


I haven't been keeping up with the waxing and waning of the moon, our ER has been busy since November. Overworked and understaffed without sufficient equipment. Every day has been nuts, pero la vida sigue.

Anyways, we've missed you around these parts Annie! Good to see you back!

Much love
 

Gary Goodson

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My balls itch! Does anyone wanna scratch em? I'll even smell your fingers afterwords. Just to make it authentic, like if I scratched em on my own.
 

april

Pickle Queen
Man even though I'm getting paid for the next 5 weeks....not working feels weird. .what do u guys do all day?

My guy even told me to wait until September to find a new job....I worked my ass off the last 2 years. ..he thinks I need a break. .but I need things to do!!!

What does unemployed but still getting paid stoner do all day????
 

april

Pickle Queen
Troll the politics section. Brag about your grow in the newbie section. Fap to bud porn. Help Gary with his itchy balls. There's always lots to do...
I think I found something. ..so my pregnancy pee test says positive. ..excuse me while I run to the store. ..gonna buy 2 more...OMG I'm truly freaking out right now...please don't be wrong...this could turn out awesome!!!!!! My grow was not brag worthy..but today my tits are!!! OMG! !!
 

Gary Goodson

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Troll the politics section. Brag about your grow in the newbie section. Fap to bud porn. Help Gary with his itchy balls. There's always lots to do...
lmao!

@april you could also start drinking at like 8:30am, but not before because then you'd be an alcoholic. Smoke weed all day, go through a pack of cigs in 1 day. Oh! and my personal favorite, start smoking meth! That'll do it
 

VTMi'kmaq

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Man even though I'm getting paid for the next 5 weeks....not working feels weird. .what do u guys do all day?

My guy even told me to wait until September to find a new job....I worked my ass off the last 2 years. ..he thinks I need a break. .but I need things to do!!!

What does unemployed but still getting paid stoner do all day????
I hate the way most folk's who are born here raised here americans get treated in the workforce by employers, but ive also seen family members who work'd several years only to recieve a respite and it made them miserable lmao! One of my grandparents passed away "from bordem" after leaving GE and 40 years of service to them.
 

april

Pickle Queen
I hate the way most folk's who are born here raised here americans get treated in the workforce by employers, but ive also seen family members who work'd several years only to recieve a respite and it made them miserable lmao! One of my grandparents passed away "from bordem" after leaving GE and 40 years of service to them.
GE....was my customer. ..I moved uranium Hexafluoride across North America. ..it fuels the nuclear generators...people need a purpose! !


No idea I keep looking at the test thinking it's punking me...
 

mr sunshine

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Next time intubate then Narcan, very important. Watching someone remove a cuffed ET tube by themselves is priceless not to mention behavior modifying. If you've really got a winner sometimes you'll get a second and even third shot at them depending on the opiate they used. I loved working County. Was it just after the full moon?
Hello, how are you?
 
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