Random Jibber Jabber Thread

lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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Got caught in absolute torrential rain tonight. I was soaked completely so I decided to pop into H&M before it closed to buy a change of outfit.

I proceeded quickly to the cash desk where 2 men were trying to work quickly on their tills. Before I even opened my bag one of them turns around to the gay one and says "uncle, (man) can you smell that marijuana?" at this point they think I'm a soaking wet tourist so I challenged him with "and what?" he looked shocked. Then I told him i lived here and it was in my bag and that in half an hour he'd be in a club too. He laughed with me and said yes after he changed his clothes!! :)

We're all at. Even the shop assistants!
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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dirtyho1968 said:
Does anyone else love breakfast for dinner as much as I do? I had 3 eggs over easy, bacon, home fries and 3 pancakes for dinner tonight. It was bomb!
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Breakfast is the best meal of the day so why not eat it 3 times ?

UK once had a terrible reputation for food and was renowned for its English Breakfast being the best meal of the day.

Ps the bacon here is shit. I don't know what they do with the piggies. They use other parts but eat even the face, ears etc..
 
a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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sunni said:
so i have a 70 year old bottle of peach champagne .........i should drink it right? hahahaha
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Its probably vinegar by now...

Most champagnes are sold ready to drink, and unless its vintage and been stored properly etc for all these years, then its most likely turned to vinegar...

Let's hope not! What year and post a pic of the bottle maybe?
 
sunni

sunni

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a senile fungus said:
Its probably vinegar by now...

Most champagnes are sold ready to drink, and unless its vintage and been stored properly etc for all these years, then its most likely turned to vinegar...

Let's hope not! What year and post a pic of the bottle maybe?
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no idea what year there isnt a year dated on it! how cool eh? it looks pretty fucking old by the style im guessing its pretty fucking old.
it also has an ingredient list which is ...never printed as of late on wines or beers
never herd of the company, im assuming its also vinegar, its from quebec soi had to translate half of it
The company itself is still around perhaps ill give em a ring tomorrow to see if they can give me any info on it :D but for tonight chardonnay
 
Growan

Growan

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a senile fungus said:
Its probably vinegar by now...

Most champagnes are sold ready to drink, and unless its vintage and been stored properly etc for all these years, then its most likely turned to vinegar...

Let's hope not! What year and post a pic of the bottle maybe?
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I heard (means nothing, people talk shit) that the whole champagne thing came about because the grapes from the region made shitty wine, which became bearable if you got it bubbly enough.... true? Dunno. No less believable than chewing gum being a bi-product of the petro-chemical industry....
 
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