Random Jabber Jibber thread

I was just trying to remember all the things I saw on acid.

Jeremiah Johnson, all night Beatle movies festival at school and Pink Floyd.

And a six mile walk across farm land where we talked to the cows and they answered us. In moos, but we understood exactly what they were mooing.
So long as you didn’t argue with them. They are the sovereign masters of the moo’d point.
 
Lol. I remember this farmer seeing us and waving (college people took walks there and he was friendly), and he was kind of herding them on a tractor and they were mooing bloody murder.

We thought they were going to revolt and have a moo coup.
Last place I lived, there was a cow next door. Her vocalizations were emphatic and a warning. She was actually saying DOOM! But with that tragic bovine dyslexia.

She was replaced with the utterly useless Ass of Self-pity. This beast would belt out iterations if “poor ME!” followed by a sudden cessation of sound that perfectly communicated “fuck it; not helping ME”.

Now it is just the odd pack of coyotes yodeling “trolol”.
 
Last place I lived, there was a cow next door. Her vocalizations were emphatic and a warning. She was actually saying DOOM! But with that tragic bovine dyslexia.

She was replaced with the utterly useless Ass of Self-pity. This beast would belt out iterations if “poor ME!” followed by a sudden cessation of sound that perfectly communicated “fuck it; not helping ME”.

Now it is just the odd pack of coyotes yodeling “trolol”.
She had the hand of Sauron on her too

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So I have to unplug an awning gutter at the top of the downspout today. Gets jammed with leaves, not a big deal.

But like wow, how many different languages can you identify without looking them up on this pair of gloves?

Could pretty much just start naming countries and not be wrong, right?~edit~
First seven but none of the last three.

~edit~ got no. 8
 
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